nOoNE wAnTs tO wOrk...

A million is not that big for a company that has employees though.

Yup. We're a million dollar company that can't afford managers who can spell.

Okay then a million dollar company will pay for the Uber

you're

million-dollar

let's

See me after class

Jennifer B Johnston seems like a real cunt

But am I a millon dollar employee?

'We' are an exploited labour force whose labour value is stolen by greedy, arrogant psychopaths. 'We' have only so much that can be taken before something snaps and I'm guessing 'You' are the closest company representative within our reach.

No one ever accused any level of management of being intelligent. They're just liked by the higher ups. At the executive level, they're just heartless and mentally ill.

Dear Jenny,

Eat a heavily used bag of dicks.

someone is overly excited for a million dollar company

Name and shame!

If you want me to show up on Christmas, just pay me enough to show up on Christmas. It's really that simple, you're a million dollar company, act like it.

And put a cover on those TPS reports!

Your sick

At least Jenny didn't use ChatGPT to write this one.

If you’ve got enough employees that notices are tacked to a wall, and you’re not doing a million dollars in sales, you don’t have much of a company!

Hey Jenny,

Why does a million dollar company employ someone who can't spell?

Kind regards,

pyre

PS - Suck my entire dick.

It amazes me that people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're' are allowed to manage people

Don't. In this case yes, but overall there are dyslexics who are great managers. And on a more sober note, I'd rather have a manager who is shit in grammar but works for the team rather than a PowerPoint manager.

I would i would find another job and forget to give Jenny my two weeks notice

Hey look, a giant sign telling you to unionize

FTFY

Wrong, "you're" and no attention to proper punctuation. I'm going to take your job and unionize your workplace, Jenny.

Million dollar company's war on Christmas.