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((if people start crying about an absurdist trend which harms nobody in the comments I'm going to lose it. It's children having fun.
The world is tough enough for children already, let them have some stupid memes. Don't criticize the young generation just for liking stuff you dont. Don't be like every other generation in history and let kids be kids. Let them have their fun. If you 67 back at them they will find you to be the coolest old dude in the planet. Either laugh at dumbass 67 memes and enjoy life, or scroll past and let people enjoy life for themselves without ruining it for them.))

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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 40 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

If I’m aware of a trend, that means it became β€œcringe” and was β€œyeeted” by the kids who invented it at least 3 months ago

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 hour ago

Press D to dab.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

Is that all it takes?? 67, y'all, 67

68 is the speed limit of sex because you have to turn around at 69.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

68 is an inside joke between me and a few people I know. So this makes it even funnier

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is 68 69ing with a fatass?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago

68 is when she goes down on you, and you owe her one.

(I think that was from some 90s movie I can’t remember.)

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 hours ago

The kids are dumb, at least 69 is a sex thing which automatically makes it funnier.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 10 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

From the times when I was younger...

68 is you do me and I owe you one. 71 was 69 with 2 fingers in the ass. I guess 70 would just be training...

[–] zout@fedia.io 3 points 3 hours ago (4 children)
[–] essell@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

No, Who's on 1st

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

1 in each, or you can do 2 in either. Use your imagination

[–] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

Depends... Wait if it involves depends that a whole other fetish.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 24 minutes ago

Dealers choice

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 58 minutes ago

70 is when you each have half thumb in each others ass.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 hour ago

I like the meme, but did we really need a dissertation about it?

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 6 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

i don't get it, what's wrong with 67 :S

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

It's a meme of a meme of a meme that the kids love. It's a meme of a YouTuber quoting a rap song about a guy playing like he's 6'7". It literally means nothing other than two numbers with the hand motion to be silly.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's a recent kid meme

South park did an episode that featured it a few weeks ago

[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I've literally first heard about it from that episode and was deeply confused πŸ˜‚

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago

Consider yourself extremely lucky. Some of us have to deal with that shit on a daily basis.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I asked that question a few weeks ago. My understanding is either it's claiming two things are equal when they are not (something like "BMW... Family Toyota van... And pretending to weigh them in your hands) or comparing two things that are equal but self depreciation humor that you're bad at math(like the old six on one hand half a dozen in the other but with self depreciation thrown in)

[–] DaMummy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Where is the innocence the days? Back in my days, we used to shout "Skeet Skeet" on national TV before grown-ups figured out what it was.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

Before that we even had "the thong song"... Still trying to figure out what "she got dumps like a truck" is supposed to mean.

Actually music from the late 90s, early 2000s was filthy... What's your fantasy... Push it... It wasn't me... Back that ass up... Slow motion for me...

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

😭 absurdist humor is ruining Lemmy.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

its funny to see millennials and older gen z making fun of younger gen z and gen alpha for their brainrot

…as if the nyan cat, rage comics, and vine clips weren’t pretty much the same thing lol

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I heard a bunch of kids yelling 67 in a supermarket the other day. I felt my IQ drop by several points just witnessing that.

An occasional acknowledgement of 69 is still nice though.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I took my kids to a tree lighting on Saturday. Small townie event near my MILs, like 30 miles from us. Affluent town. Main St. The whole thing felt like the climactic scene of a Hallmark movie. Fr.

My oldest took it upon himself to start dancing in a clearing yelling out "6 7".

To this, a bunch of other kids joined in and started dancing and doing the meme as well.

Idk where I'm going with this story. Anyway, Is it easier to make friends as a kid, or is it just because they are less inhibited?

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 3 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

Exactly.

It means nothing. It's a throwaway phrase meant for people to repeat and find in things that have the number, but it means nothing beyond that. It's part of internet brainrot culture, essentially.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 23 minutes ago

67; 69 with two failed orgasms

[–] ethaver@kbin.earth 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Nugscree@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

#theempiredidnothingwrong