I love the fact there's such a thing as a beaver licence.
Oi mate, you got a loicence for that beaver?
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How UK of you...
Bond. James Bond. Licensed to beaver.
With how promiscuous he is in the films, that would make sense.
Just stating the obvious... License to keep beavers in captivity. Its written right there.
Lacock
Lacock loves beavers.
Excuuuse me Mr. Beaver, but did you get a license for your existance?!?
I can just imagine how Canadian beavers would react to something like that….
They’d probably take down the enclosure and re-use the materials to help them reinforce a new dam.
I can get why Ottery St Mary would be pressed
fenced
beaver
Have these people never encountered wild beavers?
Unlicensed Beaver and uninsured either.