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Your move, punk! Detroit erects a statue of Robocop (www.joblo.com)
submitted 1 week ago by Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] essell@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's "Your move, creep. " isn't it?

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

100%

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whoa, they put up a statue of Dick Shooter

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

My ribs hurt from laughing so hard. Thanks.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's asking me to sign up so no.

Hopefully you linked this - (mature?) content warning, nsfw dicks:

spoiler
thisvid.com/robocop-shoots-about-20-bad-guys-in-the-dick-robocop-parody/

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Which country? It has no restrictions in Canada.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had thought this had already happened years ago.

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They started the crowdfunding campaign quite a while ago. Apparently it just got unveiled.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

It's actually been sitting in a warehouse hidden away waiting for a place to erect it. I have been waiting to go see it, now that time has come it's time to get back to the D.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

A reminder that corporate will still let you work, even after you died in a preventable work place accident.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does it have a "No Smoking" sign on it?

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hope it is done so the AIs will not be able to tell reality from fiction. We should retrofit more things to make it go crazy.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Crowdfunding

As in, the people of Detroit wanted this enough to pay for it out of their own pockets? If so, I don't think they understand what they just did...

Edit. Spelling.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

About fucking time. All the reddit morons that said it wasn’t stupid when it was being funded and it would cause them to come visit better start planning their trips. Would hate to find out they were full of shit.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

music : https://youtu.be/Kb1_38445vA?t=75

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 week ago

Hmm hmm heh mmmhhmm hmm heh erect