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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think European Union is weird with some accents. It sounds almost like "Europinyinyinyin"

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am not sober. I just had far too much fun saying "europinyinyinyin" out loud over and over again, so thank you for that. :)

I think I have some extended family who probably say it similarly to that, too. Probably the ones from the deep south.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm happy you like it, it's been stuck in my brain for months and I still think it's a bit funny.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Try 'European Piano Player Union'

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I tripped on that one and ended up saying "European pianer player union," which made me laugh until I coughed.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Now you just sound like you’re from Delaware

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In some parts of the USA, they call it "pee-ano".

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

How else would it be pronounced?

[–] remon@ani.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I'm glad to see someone's made this because it's been bouncing around in my head for ages but I've never got around to putting it together and letting it out.

[–] jaycifer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That’s just, like, Europinyin, Man.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

All right, all right, don't hurt yourself!

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Now that's a shower thought I like!

It did, didn't it?

[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Or this monster:

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The fact that that sentence can even be considered in any way correct is a fucking travesty

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would argue that, without the punctuation, it's not technically correct. The references to James and John saying "had had," at least, should be in quotes. Additionally, unless broken up with a semicolon or a period before the final four "hads," it's a run-on sentence.

If you change the "hads" that mean provided/said in the context of the sentence (excluding the quoted ones), you could write it as:

James, while John had [said] "had", had [said] "had had"; "had had" had [provided] a better effect on the teacher.

And though it doesn't flow right to me to have James and his action verb split by a phrase about John, I'm not sure that's incorrect. Phrasing it to fix the flow, for me, would be:

While John had [said] "had", James had [said] "had had"; "had had" had [provided] a better effect on the teacher.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess. But to me the most baffling thing is such a sentence can even be constructed. Even disregarding the missing punctuation. I don't think I could even get close to this in my native language. Maybe 2 or 3 worda at most and even then probably not.

[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The fact that five of the "hads" are not semantically the word "had" but rather a quotation makes this one weaker than "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" imo, though you could argue that Buffalo as a proper noun is also kinda cheating.

That's plain ol' fucking stupid.

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, these are really silly if you can use quotes or like place/person names. Like if my Dad named Had lived in a town called Had Had, and his favorite thing to say was "had had had"...it just becomes like stupid to say that's some crazy example of a grammatical sentence even if it technically is.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] gigachad@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

I salivated so hard trying to pronounce that word the whole metro is looking at me now

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Edididid

I've also found that most words become surreal the harder you look at them.

Say the word green like 50 times in a row and tell me that shit's not made up (all words are lmao)

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Semantic satiation is the word you're looking for. :)

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

all words are made up ????..!!

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I can't tell if this is sarcastic shock or if this is the type of comment I was trying to preempt by acknowledging that fact.

Let me also introduce you to the concept of tongue twisters.

Or, to come to the point:
"Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better."

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] digger@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

I think Stephen Fry famously tripped over this one.

[–] Looseygoosey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

So is.. "and Harry pocketed it."

[–] Socialjusticewarrior@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I know a sound engineer named "ed". And he does a lot of "editing".

Who changed the vocals? "Ed edited it"

Thats sounds crazy

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Much more straightforward in British English where d and t are more distinct

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Edded a tit

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

maybe you should edit it

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Edi de de ded

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The one I always heard was "Dead-headed Ed edited it".

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Within 50 years all vowel sounds in English will just be schwa.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Also "clothes".

Klo-dthy-sys.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I actually kinda like how it feels to say.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] embed_me@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

A D-Day tit

[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

semantic saturation before you're done saying it

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 1 points 1 day ago

Eddie Teddie