This is why you gotta get the Full Self Driving option, with the PokΓ©mon GO plugin, so your car can catch them all for you π
/s
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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I know you mean this in jest, but I'm now envisioning hoards of driverless cars roaming around joylessly hunting down artificial 'pokemon' to add to their owner's collection, whilst the owners sit at home listlessly doom scrolling, waiting for their cars to return, so they can see what 'they' caught.
I don't like it.
Botting Pokemon Go is crazy
We live in a dystopia, and I don't like it either..
It feels horribly wrong to upvote this dystopia, but here we are.
You're talking about Pokemon and not pedestrians, right?
Yeah, like cats, racoons, turtles, etc..
/s
What does the "I am a passenger" button do? Seems like it would work.
But they are not a passenger. They wouldn't lie to an app.
If they let go of the steering wheel and pedals, they can become a passenger for a few seconds and touch the button
Or just turn on cruise control and change seats.
Just rename your AI to Jesus..
"Hey Jesus, hold the wheel"
Team Rocket would!
It dismisses the notice and lets you keep playing. But then it pops up again a few seconds later if it still detects motion.
They also prevent you from catching Pokemon above 40mph, which is annoying when you actually are a passenger.
TFW there's an Armored Mewtwo in oncoming traffic.
Unironically I always kind of thought these messages were stupid on the media center for the car. As a passenger why canβt I add my phone to the aux while driving?
I know the answer already but still itβs very annoyingπ
jesus is my driver
Your Mexican uber driver ?
Well according to Ministry, Jesus built my hot rod, so yes.