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[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Step one in the PR-playbook: blame it on previous management

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 32 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Step 3 - find another child patsy

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 15 points 14 hours ago

Step 4 - Profit.

No question mark necessary this time.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They didn't die; just temporarily disfigured and permanently traumatized.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] modus@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

No one cares about Violet.

[–] apotheosical@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

For some reason wonkas voice sounds like rick Sanchez in my head here

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Mike Teevee might have some fatal complications after the Taffy puller.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

Not to mention Violet going to the blueberry press

[–] digital_man@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RogerMeMore@reddthat.com 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yeah, gotta love those 'someone had to take the blame' situations.