and grass is made of air
that's why cows fart so much - cows are made of air
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
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and grass is made of air
that's why cows fart so much - cows are made of air
So you're telling us to touch cows.
With your feet. ;)
"You are what you eat"
So there is one way to become younger again and achieve immortality!
::: spoiler
Joke is Cannibalism :::
I always joke with my friends with that saying
It's pretty amazing an animal the size of a cow can graze like it does. Life is cool.
Wait until you see how high Bison can jump
I am made of potatoes
So that's why I like to get baked!
And we might be some part cow
Grass is made of sunlight and water
So are blue whales
They are what they eat.
It's carbon all the way down.
And we eat their dead meat
We are made of dead meat
That's weird... I am made of living flesh. 😈
Not for long
Yeah, carnivores basically have herbivores use the four stomachs to digest tons of low-nutrition grass for them, and then scoop all the good parts by eating the herbivores.
I feel like there's an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn't fragmented into a trillion ingrates
Grass and soy.
Angry upvote... -.-
"A cow is a machine that turns ten pounds of grass into a pound of beef"- CGP Grey