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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

and grass is made of air

that's why cows fart so much - cows are made of air

[–] artifex@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago
[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you're telling us to touch cows.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

With your feet. ;)

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"You are what you eat"

So there is one way to become younger again and achieve immortality!

::: spoiler


Joke is Cannibalism :::

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I always joke with my friends with that saying

  • turkey
  • chicken
  • dead meat
  • nuts
  • bananas
  • a big fat pig
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's pretty amazing an animal the size of a cow can graze like it does. Life is cool.

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

So that's why I like to get baked!

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

And we might be some part cow

[–] Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Grass is made of sunlight and water

[–] deus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

So are blue whales

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] radix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's carbon all the way down.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And we eat their dead meat

We are made of dead meat

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's weird... I am made of living flesh. 😈

[–] Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Not for long

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, carnivores basically have herbivores use the four stomachs to digest tons of low-nutrition grass for them, and then scoop all the good parts by eating the herbivores.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I feel like there's an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn't fragmented into a trillion ingrates

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Grass and soy.

[–] sircac@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Angry upvote... -.-

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago

"A cow is a machine that turns ten pounds of grass into a pound of beef"- CGP Grey