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[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 147 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 84 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 31 points 2 days ago

Absolutely breathtaking*

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Careful with them hottub jets, all I'm sayin

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 71 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to...

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i bought too many board games

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 65 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Could you share your Emacs config?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

*Girl-chan blushes*

"I didn't know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together... "

*Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*

"Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don't call me."

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 day ago

The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago

Emacs? I don't think this is going to work out...

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I sent you my desktop layout, please respond

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah, it's right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I, for one, appreciate people nerding out

I went to a tech event recently and got to chat with other other tech people, and it's been awhile since I've been able to do that. We nerded out talking about caching. It was great.

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's your monitor aspect ratio?

[–] Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk 16 points 1 day ago

I mean, it's pretty big, but not too big, you know?

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Omg you just can't ask them their monitor aspect ratio... Not without foreplay.

Tetris, Quake or what?

Without aspect ratio knowledge all these modern titles are so hard to predict...

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She looks fuckin into it tbf

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Shes laughing, let's goooo

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This would have worked for me! I say give it a go, you never know. Tech was going on about the bios of my little work Lenovo that got chucked like a beyblade to me the other day, and it was pretty adorable. I guess when people are nerding out on the things they enjoy that’s pretty attractive.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you happen to speak a little German, !ich_iel@feddit.org had quite a few lasagna recipes recently

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe. Try this! https://gprivate.com/6j529

Personally idk I find it too wiggly looking.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago

The pasta. Especially when it’s layered. Ick.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 21 points 2 days ago

I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 day ago

can i pentest your honeypot?

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

That and trauma bonding is how i got my boyfriend

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn't wearing pants. lol

[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago

Canot unsee now.

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago

I did the same today on bus 🙃

[–] tino@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Imagine, there are women in tech 👩‍💻

(Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female..)

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Crazy entertaining actually

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 17 hours ago

This is like an average convo on the light rail in Seattle, especially near AmazonTown

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

Know that the play on words in the title is also appreciated 😌