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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 71 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to...

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i bought too many board games

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that