this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

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7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I break shit

I fix houses.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] thedoctorlady@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I heal people

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know it is a shitpost but this fucking fisherman that kills animals and destroys our environment. He is the worst. Fuck you fisherman!

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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I manage systems

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

That art style reminds me of hotline miami

[–] Culf@feddit.dk 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

collapsed inline media

still bad quality. but compression hasn't gotten that bad yet...

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 3 points 20 hours ago

I pull beef

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

i catch fish (and then they rot on his ship, because thats all he does)

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Im president of the USA"....ah fuck.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago

'of the USA' is one world in some languages. still a bullshit job though

[–] polle@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago

I like Turtles.

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Stay away Roman slaver!

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 19 hours ago

I verb nouns

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I pay sickleaves.. That's 3 words right ?

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ironically these examples are pretty close to what would actually qualify as bullshit job

[–] wioum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

And here i was about to go pro gooner 🤦

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I manufacture biologics.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I temper glass.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

grocery in bag

for my other... thing?

study and cry

[–] Zorniac@leminal.space 2 points 4 hours ago

I fix equipment

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