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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I always had a feeling Hillary would’ve been better than trump

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

until very recently, I never thought about either or wanted to...

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I never wanted to think about it before either, and still don’t want to.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

I am not going to say that’s a low bar, but it was a very tiny one.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 days ago

FAKE NEWS NOBODY glucks Billy cock like THE DONALD! liberals BTFO with that WOKE lies you can't even comprehend how good DJT's succ is so keep his name OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!! DONNY sucks it the BEST of any president and SENILE BILL CLINTON just can't remember how good that blowjob was because it BLEW HIS MIND like the CIA blew RFK's uncle

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Leave it to a narcissist to suck at sucking dick.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A little bit of Monica in my life

A little bit of Donald by my side

[–] errer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

A little bit of Gennifer’s what I need

A little bit of Hillary is what I see

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Given how he unhinges his jaw to hork down all them hamberders, drumpf probably has no gag reflex.

He showed some knowledge when he fellated that (unwilling) microphone.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Do you think he takes his dentures out first?

[–] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Of course. He’s a pro.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He HAS to be awful at giving head

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 15 points 2 days ago

I once dated a girl that tried to have full conversations with me in her mouth. It wasn't a pleasant experience. Since Trump never shuts up, I'd imagine it would be similar.

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 3 points 2 days ago

He does give greedy bottom vibes.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago

Honestly, it's funnier if he's genuinely excellent at it.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Billy should admit it right now especially if it didn't happen. A lot of us would really enjoy the day where Trump would be furiously denying that. Just hearing the words...

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

He can’t because defamation. He could however deny it and say the reason is because Trump has a small pp. THAT would be even better 😂

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

I heard Bubba was debating leaving Hillary for Trump ... but it turned out he just wants to leave Hillary.

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 3 points 2 days ago

Couldn't find the original upload, but I imagine it was something like this (partially nsfw maybe?)

https://youtu.be/Zv6oay0F1tc

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, yeah, the orange paedo is terrible at sucking cock, but Hillary never does it. On the flip side Hillary takes it up the arse like a champ, plus never shits herself. Whereas Donvict Drumpf shits himself at the drop of a hat. Decisions, decisions!!

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They have bill in a tough spot, for sure.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He should have gotten some tips from Melania she made it to the top of her profession…that’s a whole lot of dicks

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

that implies two things that are just not true.

  1. Trump is the best of his class
  2. Trump is NOT a bottom dollar bitch
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Wait, so that's what they mean when they say he's not right in the head?