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[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 201 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

This is the most accurate depiction yet

But "unpaid open source developers should be in, like, 3 more places

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Should definitely be that big slab right under AI instead

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and half the blocks above.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

Let’s just say „every unmarked block, but one“?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah it should be a tall column of small ones stacked on top of each other, because if one project fails its enough to topple the whole thing.

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The point is it's a fragile point of failure, but still very important.

Being a big slab loses that meaning

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

You forgot a couple zeroes.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago

Basically, all the small blocks. They aren't all critical, but some of them are, and they're all over the place.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 149 points 1 day ago
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 113 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why am I in this picture?

Oh… yeah… sorry about Monday again…

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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

The helpful bunny. Hello again.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Spicy hay! nom nom

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

What Microsoft is doing.

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Image description: Hindenberg disaster, a zeplin explodes near a metal tower.

[–] orockwell@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is Azure the zeppelin or the tower?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago

The hydrogen

Azure is everything but the Zeppelin and the hydrogen. It's the factories, the maintenance facilities, and refueling stations.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 8 points 23 hours ago

The difference is most passengers survived the Hindenburg

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

that's metal as fuck

[–] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about ImageMagick? I feel it does deserve to stay in it's own comic strip.

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 42 points 1 day ago

Ffmpeg is definitely in there too

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 42 points 20 hours ago

I am loving all the spoofs of this XKCD popping up lately

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hehe. It took a dump this week too.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 36 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

DNS being a couple of toothpicks is hilarious.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If DNS breaks the right way, it can fix the AI problems!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Right way...

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 27 points 1 day ago

It's not always sharks. Sometimes it's Russian "trawler boats"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

What is Microsoft doing? Everyone was giving them a pass recently. Because they had this so called Linux subsystem. Even people I worked with were using it. And Bill Gates was curing AIDS in Africa. And building schools and mosquito nets and vaccines, but then he got divorced because he was fucking underaged girls in the epstein files.

Edit: yes I know gates doesn’t run Microsoft anymore. It’s an image thing though.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 14 points 23 hours ago

I discovered that removing Cortana also removed typing as far as windows is concerned. I could type in anything but OS controls.

I needed to reinstall "basic typing" to work again (their advice is "delete your language pack, then reinstall it, after reinstalling Cortana")

[–] tyfon@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

What is Microsoft doing?

Whatever it is, it's not part of the modern digital infrastructure.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

What is Microsoft doing?

In the world of digital infrastructure? Azure would be one big one. In this image, it would probably be a stone next to, or above AWS. Windows server and IIS, though that's not that important in the grand scheme of things (or is becoming less so each passing year). MS-SQL is still a thing. .NET and its frameworks are a bit more important and lower down on this graph, luckily they're also open source now. Having a stone as separate floating by itself is a little disingenuous if not ignorant, but we can forgive OP, since it is Microsoft :)

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

A tech bro CEO cranking as hard and as fast as he can on that AI wedge apparatus ... while telling everyone 'THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!'

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why do I feel like this is going to become the new OSI model

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I mean layer 1 fits (shark)

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 17 points 22 hours ago

With AI wedging its way into everything, need to have a representative of tech billionaires working the crank. Also probably some more tech billionaires peeing in various parts of the stack.

Chefs kiss to the shark cable

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Shork goes nom

[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I mean Microsoft has azure, A LOT of companies use azure

[–] Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My brain says the arrow goes the wrong way around if it's supposed to open more, i might just be tired though.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago

No because the jack is also threaded the wrong way!

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why oh why did you mention that.

[–] Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.org 4 points 23 hours ago

Happy to help ;)

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

I think the power grid should be included - as this AI onslaught is taxing it already.

[–] StraponStratos@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago

Go team shark!

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 3 points 22 hours ago

Upvote for the Network Chuck reference.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 day ago

add the EU somewhere there too.

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