"And my farts smell delicious!"
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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...And other signs that you may be in a cult.
Talk about gaslighting your consumers into us thinking we're Luddites. Not to look at the ransomware that Win11 has become.
Also if CEOs are starting to shake about AI not evolving anymore does that mean... a bubble is doomed?
It is interesting to see his reaction to reality. He finds out that people think he's peddling bullshit, and instead of asking why they think that, he dismisses them as irrational... That's one way to run a company, but only if your company has a monopoly and customers can't run away even if they want to.
I've AIed your computer, without your consent... where are my applause?!
Nobody wants Clippy OS, Microsoft. Good part is, they are edging more people to Linux.
Do not besmirch Clippy with this talk! Clippy wanted the best for humankind!
He only wanted to help...
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What’s mind blowing is this guy doesn’t get dick and windows sucks
He probably thinks his AI is a god because it knows how many Bs are in blueberry.
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Change job then. You clearly didn't get it.
Dr. Frankenstein ass reply.
I'm mindblown that serious career/business people still post on X. Don't they see the brand damage they're causing to their company and themselves?
Sounds like a you problem bucko.
I'd be impressed if they stopped basing everything they build on other people's tech.
I must be ceo material. I use this same type of argument when my partners seem unimpressed with my sexual performance.
"Ok, I get it. You guys weren't impressed. That's on us and on me.... so to make it up to you guys I'm bringing out the big guns... Allow me to introduce our most smartest AI yet. It's called "CO-PILE-OF-SHIT-CUM-STAIN-ON-MY-BRIEFS."