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What is this guy thinking lmao ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค”

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[โ€“] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

And they seriously fucking wonder why women don't want to date them? Are they serious?...??

These guys cannot help but tell on themselves.

[โ€“] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Guys is fucking your wife and pulling out gay?

[โ€“] Hoimo@ani.social 8 points 10 hours ago

You're all talking about this as if he's gay, but he clearly says his wife is the one having orgasms during gay sex.

[โ€“] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 12 hours ago

Magots have a christian foundation, which had people wear a cloth with a hole for sex, in medieval times.

[โ€“] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 hours ago

He's gaaaaaaaaay that's why

[โ€“] BigBenis@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

They perceive any act in service to anybody but themselves as weakness. People say they're like this because they're afraid of being seen as feminine and that may be true for some but I think many others just want to live in a world where they have no accountability and can take whatever they want while being praised by the people around them for the scraps they leave behind.

[โ€“] arin@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Her clit bigger than his dick

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 hours ago

He says he won't do it to cover up the fact he can't do it due to being poorly skilled at sex.

[โ€“] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egis ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] mech@feddit.org 4 points 2 hours ago

If giving my wife orgasms is gay, then call me a faggot.

[โ€“] Hawanja@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Fellas, is it gay to breathe?

[โ€“] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 points 55 minutes ago

Doubt this man is giving anyone an orgasm lol

[โ€“] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

I assume he doesn't wipe for the same reasons.

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