After my wife gave birth, I whispered to the obstetrician "how soon before we can have sex?" And he whispered back "let me wash up and meet me in the supply cupboard in 5 minutes".
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What a bro.
Greys Anatomy writer is going to steal this... lol
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Well my fiance is a nurse, so I imagine this is going to happen to me at some point
I notice you didn't call her a 10/10 nurse though.
Lol word up
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