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[โ€“] archonet@lemy.lol 23 points 20 hours ago

No they don't, it's the same fantasy -- "good things happen to good people, bad things happen to bad people", just aimed at different demographics.

[โ€“] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Someone asked the other week, and I'll ask again right here..

Why oh why would Jesus ever have worn a cross? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Common, he suffered for several hours on the cross, all thirsty and all. /s

[โ€“] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

It does seem grotesque when you think about it but I think the idea is to remind everyone who sees it that he died for your sins.

All things considered, though, it's hard not to imagine if he actually came back he'd see those necklaces and go เฒ _เฒ 

[โ€“] hansolo@lemmy.today 11 points 20 hours ago

No adult fantasizes about having another boss that spies on you 24/7.

[โ€“] Armand1@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

How dare you. Some kids mistakenly believe in Jesus and God too.

[โ€“] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 14 hours ago

Weird. My adult fantasies are mostly centered around naps

[โ€“] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Nazi Jesus fantasy? I bet your ass...

[โ€“] coolman@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Naw if you want adult fantasy, read The Blade Itself. No kids should be reading that

Also the main difference between religion and adult fantasy is that we fantasy readers at least understand that it's all pretend

[โ€“] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

My adult fantasy is that my baby daughter sleeps through the night.

[โ€“] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Funny enough, in some countries the Christmas presents are delivered by baby Jesus, and not Santa Claus.

[โ€“] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago

I thought this was "I'm 14 and this is deep."