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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Canada is big and sparse, of course we are.

But, what is a mile?

[–] titre@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How'd that Ukrainian get 3000 people to lie down for him to shoot over their feet? That's never going to work in a combat situation.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It's easy if you're a good shot; you just kill 3000 enemy combatants in a line and then shoot the 3001st over their feet.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The 2884th soldier stepping out from cover after watching 2883 of his fellow soldiers be shot down in front of him after doing the exact same thing:

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago

Ukraine could be done with this whole thing if light grenades were real.

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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

This image reminds me of both catch 22 and slaughterhouse 5.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I like the the way you think.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

An overcompensated kilometer.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

what is a mile?

1600 large baguette.

He was an incredible trumpeter and compose. Feet, though?

About 1,500 liters of maple syrup

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

how many football fields is that?

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

It's 7320 poutines. I'm not sure about football fields.

[–] marker2002@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

14.666666...

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Iirc The best Sniper in WW1 was a Canadian (An indigenous one to) then came the white death who best his record in Finland, then a Canadian sniper beat him while serving in the middle east

Correct me if I'm wrong, I might have my facts mixed up.

[–] dustpuppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Canadians in the middle-east were called the "greatest snipers" by members of the US military - multiple kills over a mile (5280 ft or 1.6 km) but a Ukrainian sniper recently made a shot at well over 6000 ft. Would love to plant a little nervousness in that Orange Chump

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

RIGHT I forgot about the Ukrainian sniper.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As of the 2016 census, there are 143,645 Canadians of Finnish ancestry.

[–] ZJBlank@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And we did just pick a Finnish rifle to equip the Canadian Rangers with

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Fuckin deadly!

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Call in a Canadian to Finnish the job.

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Marksmanship is quite popular up here

[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Whose feet? 🦢