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How to get 2 billion valuation (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] riskable@programming.dev 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) 
Great idea!
*Thinking...*
*Stinking...*
*Combulating...*
**An error has occurred. Please try again.**
[–] einlander@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago

Reticulating Splines

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"He was a genius, but then he turned to evil."

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 8 points 23 hours ago

Oh that list of names is loooooooooong

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

$2B valuation? Amateur. $2T or bust.

[–] logi@piefed.world 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

For that you'd need a much more advanced "reasoning..." message.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 20 hours ago

“Buy a Tesla…”

20%

“Installing Tesla…”

40%

“Invest in Tesla…”

60%…

99%

“Enter your Tesla PIN to continue…”