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How to get 2 billion valuation (lemmy.ml)
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 22 hours ago

“Buy a Tesla…”

20%

“Installing Tesla…”

40%

“Invest in Tesla…”

60%…

99%

“Enter your Tesla PIN to continue…”