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[–] BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 146 points 1 day ago (2 children)

NGL that ring looks like it’s straight up made from MS Paint circa 1995

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 79 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's obviously been painted over and the word "Copper" in the text is replacing some other word that was there before. But I have no idea what it was before.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago

Eee, I win the prize, hematite was my guess!!

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bloody pinky? (Not the British bloody, btw)

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think it might be a shadow

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

a shadow of someone else's blood

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Don't start the dress argument again

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe it was hematite, which "absorbs negative energy" according to some people. It's about the right amount of space.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Yeah, and it's also a brittle material known to break when turned into rings. So yeah, believe it

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 15 hours ago

I suppose when you make a ring out of natural rust it will break in not too long

...that's part of the genius for me

[–] notabot@piefed.social 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are times when I really wish I had the lack of scrupples to do this sort of thing, but I don't, so I wont.

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 23 hours ago

Sociopathy is the secret to becoming a billionaire.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

!reallyshittycopper@lemmy.world

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Minutes ago, I was hoping to get laid by the new person I'm texting. However, it's past 9pm on a Friday and they went to sleep. Totally understandable, I think.

Now, I'm laughing at an obscure history reference that I just learned through a community called "Really Shitty Copper," and my nerd-brain is telling me, "This is better anyway."

Meanwhile, some distant voice in the back of my head is yelling, "Dooooork!"

... Being in your 30s is fucking weird.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Would Nanni take comfort in knowing that people would be making fun of Ea-nasir's shitty copper over 3700 years later? I'd find it pretty hilarious, myself.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago

The best part is that if memory serves right there's another tablet that sheds light on the fact Nanni owed money to Ea-nasir. The reason Ea-Nasir sold Nanni shitty copper was because he was offloading shit goods onto someone he was probably going to take to court anyways. We know about all of this because a copper merchant several millenia ago did the equivalent of saving texts for legal reasons.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 20 hours ago
[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago

That's quite the stretch for an ea-nasir joke. I prefer the wild ones.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm confused by the matte out. Is it to anonymize the ring? Something written on it, maybe?

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was not copper. Look at the spacing on the text around the word.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm embarrassed I skimmed right over that on a first glance. Looks like the original was hematite. I'm going to pretend I was making a bad LotR joke.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The word "Copper" is clearly edited in as well, so it's probably covering a ring made by a different material.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 14 hours ago

Maybe hematite? I seem to remember saying that about hematite when I was young and the whole neopagan and new age stuff had a moment.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The whole "copper absorbs impurities" thing is a long-lasting trope. Copper is very soft and doesn't break like this. Certainly not a ring in half. The matte out is MS Paint to connect 2 probably unrelated images.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ah, I'd never heard that. Found the image and it appears to have originally been hematite.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, brittleness of a stone makes sense for a break like that.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We are censoring jewelry now /s

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago

We are also censoring the name of the material it is made of.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Bad photoshop is bad. There are free online tutorials that in ten minutes, would teach someone how not to call this a finished product.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

Recognizable shoops are welcome!

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 4 points 15 hours ago

The badness is part of the appeal

Bad Photoshop >>> bad AI

[–] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 14 hours ago

What if they made the meme on a mobile phone?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

nanni please