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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The fact we know about this means he fucked up.

You win the lottery?

Shut

The

Fuck

Up

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Very few things in life are made worse by not talking.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Definitely talk to your doctor if there’s blood in your urine!

Yes, maybe that. And in trusted personal relationships.

But when it comes to the government you shut the fuck up.

Because every day is shut the fuck up friday.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And yo butt!

Keep your cards close with strangers, show your hand to allies, and let your enemies glimpse the deck you want them to see.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't that a terrible idea?

When finding huge sums of cash/gold whatever, isn't it illegal in most places to not report it?

So best case scenario is that you find it and no one else is looking for it and you carefully use it over years as to not raise a falg for your local tax agency or bank.

Worst case scenario is that you found something stolen and eventually the police finds you and you get caught up in a much worse crime?

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

Talk to a lawyer.

Don’t tell your friends, or the papers, or anyone you don’t need to.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
  1. store thats shit in a bank's vault, immediately.

  2. move properties, because that one is gonna be burgled whether the gold is still in the premises or not.

[–] zwerg@feddit.org 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FFS, give the man a chance to enjoy his new swimming pool first!

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

800k can buy several swimming pools.

Edit: fat fingered grammer

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Money is exchanged for goods and services. A service some companies provide is digging and installing swimming pools.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

'tis like watching a tennis match between a frog and a tree

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't get it, explain simpler!

Give money get pool

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Found treasures are likely property of the state, possibly with some small share awarded to the finder.

[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not in France apparently:

"Ownership of a treasure belongs to the one who finds it on their own property,"

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ah, interesting. I've heard the opposite about one of their neighbours, perhaps Germany.

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Once when I moved into another flat, I found an old typewriter in a dark corner. I still keep the thing. Next year it gets 100 years old.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thing looks like a hybrid of a typewriter and a cash register.

He's from Sesame Street. "Noo-nuh-noo-nuh-noo..."

[–] mjr@infosec.pub 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Blimey. I was expecting it to be stolen but they say the bars had unique numbers, so it seems its owner buried it and then someone sold the property without realising what it contained.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] throws_lemy@lemmy.nz 33 points 1 day ago

Most likely, and the owner forgot to tell their kids that they had buried gold.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is how we get angry Leprechaums…

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Leprechaums

Aren’t those the cheap Temu versions of Leprechauns? I heard they arrive broken; if they arrive at all.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

The Labiabas?

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Too bad he didn't find a frozen caveman.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

then we coulda wheezed some juUICEEEE

Don't wheeze the ju-uice!

(After he learns to communicate in a modern language)

"So, have humans gotten any better yet?"

is shown the news

"Re-freeze me. Now."

frozen frenchman

[–] markz@suppo.fi 11 points 1 day ago
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

He can use the gold to pay for the pool. Bold financing plan.

$800000 worth of gold is only 200 oz rn

[–] Hirom@beehaw.org 4 points 1 day ago

That's a great ad for anyone selling pools.