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I can't wait to see her face. She honestly deserves it after all she's done.

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 71 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is why people get hit with a frypan.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, right, haha! I can't wait to see her face after such a stressful trip!

[–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

seeing this will almost certainly top whatever stress she thought she had before.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Thanks! I hope you're right and that this takes her mind off all that other nonsense! ❤️

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I got hit with a frying pan when we were trying to replace my wife’s mother’s non-stick pans that were starting to flake. My mother-in-law is legally blind, and after we gave her the new pans she showed me the old one, saying, “look at it, it’s perfect!” My response of, “it’s even worse than she said!” was the wrong thing to say to an elderly woman holding a pan.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the moment you learned she's a sorcerer, she Cast Iron on you.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

That dang masculine -er

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Watched a video years ago of someone doing this before re-seasoning and baking the pan in the oven.

The end result was actually pretty fabulous.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is the first step in properly refurbishing cast iron.

[–] nomecks@lemmy.wtf 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I thought the first step was lead testing it

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's actually better if you do this on new pan you bought, it strip away the pre-season and smoothen the surface a bit before you apply the seasoning of your choice.

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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The only path left is combat. Tonight, her iron shall be re-seasoned...in blood.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 31 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

As long as you've gone this far, keep going. Hit it with finer and finer grit polishing wax until it has a mirror finish.

I've always wanted to do that.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

My COVID splurge was a 12" milled cast iron pan that's smooth as hell. Eggs slide on this baby. I would carry it up a mountain if I knew someone at the top had butter.

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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

My dad's is like that it actually cooks surprisingly well and doesn't stick.

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] unclejeeves@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (26 children)

Cast iron is "seasoned" to make it nonstick. That means many layers of oil build up as a sort of polymer. The point is to keep it "dirty" in this way. Cleaning it down to bare metal means she'd be forced to re-season it, which can take considerable time/effort depending on frequency of use. A true disservice.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yes, but missing the nuance that seasoned cast iron that has been cleaned by dish soap has the black polymerized layer while a bunch of morons are opposed to actually cleaning and think burnt on food other than the polymerized oils is 'seasoning' and recommend just wiping it out with a towel.

My cast iron isn't anything special but it sheds more water than my non-stick ceramic when turned sideways while cleaning and wiping doesn't leave any black stains on a paper towel.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never figured out how this is reconciled - it just sounds dirty AF (and I'm no clean freak at all!)

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you're supposed to wash cast iron with water, then soap then water again. then you dry, put it on a hot stove, and once all the water evaporates away, you rub it down with some oil on a cloth/paper towel, and get that real hot. then you can turn off the heat, and wipe off excess oil before putting it away. It's not as straightforward as just tossing it into the dishwasher, but it's not as complicated as some would have you believe. also, you can wash cast iron. soap doesn't hurt it.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

When it is new or if it was necessary to strip and start over, sure.

Once it has been cooked on a half dozen times it can just be washed with dish soap, dried, and put away. No more work than any other handwashing of a pan.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Cast iron is non stick without the shenanigans if you follow the hot pan, cold oil protocol. Most people don't get the pan up to temp before using it and the put in the oil or butter too soon.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Yup. All of my early issues with flaking or a rough surface was due to putting oil on cold and putting too much after to trying to repair it with too much seasoning.

Eventually saw directions that explained the right way to season as adding lots of thin layers like spray paint, not a coating like house paint. Also explained adding oil after heating kept it from humming ip and causing the same issues. Doesn't even have to be at a high temp either, just wait till it is radiating some heat before adding the oil.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 21 hours ago

Huh, mine always sticks unless the oil is hot too.

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[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cast iron pans have to be burned in with oil to create a non-stick patina. If you use aggressive cleaning agents or steel wool, this patina gets stripped, and the process has to be repeated

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[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CRUFT!!!

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

My Grandma's 90 year old cast iron looks like that and I have no idea how to season it.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 18 hours ago

get the grill ripping hot outside (500 degrees)

put cooking oil on a paper towel and swab the whole cast iron pan

Throw it on the grill until it stops smoking

pull it off, let it cool a little and swab it again (super thin layer)

Throw it on the grill until it stops smoking

repeat until you're happy with the color

[–] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Most surefire way I know is preheat your oven to 450, put a tiny but of canola, rapeseed, or another neutral oil on it, wipe off as much as you can with a paper towel and toss it in the oven for half an hour, the nrepeat 3 or 4 times. When I say remove as much oil as much as you can, I mean the towel should come away juat about dry. Then to cook with it, let it get hot first, add some form of fat, butter, oil, bacon grease, etc. and then add your food. Waiting for it to get hot first is the key.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Rapeseed the pc term is struggle snuggle seed oil

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Waiting for it to get hot first is the key.

Exception: bacon

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Seconding Pissman's advice. The only other tip that I know of is to encrust it with salt as well as oil, but that seems to be expensive and unnecessary. Honestly just cooking several pounds of bacon in it will do the same thing.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

we do the salt to help clean, not with original seasoning

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 19 hours ago

Preheat the oven to ~450-500, throw the pans in for five minutes to drive out any moisture.

Pull the pans out, and apply a very thin coat of oil using a paper towel or lint-free cloth. Flax oil is best, low-temperature oils in general are better than frying oils here. Put the coated pans back in the oven for ~45-60 minutes, then remove. Repeated coats will significantly increase the strength of the coating

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Electroplate it with chrome and nickel.

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[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

At least it wasent a non stick.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

A well seasoned cast iron IS non stick

[–] knightly@pawb.social 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Uncoated stainless steel can be non-stick if you use it right.

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

She will be disappointed

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