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Is that a powerthirst reference? What year is it my friend lol. You just pulled up some very old memories
But DoGeeseSeeGos, how do I really know if butt nutts are for me? After all, everything you're saying sounds too good to be true.
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But DoGeeseSeeGos, my wife's boyfriend says these are stupid, and that they are kind of gay. As I am deeply insecure about my heterosexuality, and need to need to project an aura of insecure masculinity at all times, will these products turn me gay?
It'd be pretty dope if someone made a dildo that had balls that kinda behaved like an actual nutsuck and weren't just the shape of the base. Make them actually swing around and slap your taint.
The issue is the merging of two different kinds of silicone. Silicone in itself doesn't like other silicones and the harder ones tend to "melt" the softer ones (in reality the polymer chains interact and cause migration, which deforms the softer object as it will have higher plasticity).
You could make a hard silicone dildo with soft silicone balls but most likely you'd end up with the ballsack tearing off in a play-doh consistency mess within a few weeks of manufacturing.
I'd like to invest in your R&D
I think I saw one online before but it was kinda expensive.
I'll take eight!!
Excellent! Thank you my octo nutted friend! Or well maybe you're deca nutted but that's your business haha
I am very intrigued, but as a very straight, very Christian man, I worry Butt Nutts might make me gay? Is there any merit to this? Do you have a camo model?
Let me answer your more pressing question, yes Butt Nutts come in a tactical camo!
We get this question often for whatever reason. Let me ask you, are you gay for having your two Christ given nuts? No? Then why would adding more nuts make you gay? It wouldn't make you gay is the truth.
If this is regarding the butt plug attachment mechanism, we tested several other attachment mechanisms to attach our nuts to butts. What we found is our AWD butt plug performed better than all others options. Our beta testers all said the current design of Butt Nuts was the most pleasurable and effective.
Once you try our Butt Nutts you'll be so full of new confidence, you'll brush any naysayers with a clever wittism like "Talk to my nuts" or something to that effect.
Even if it did make you gay there's nothing wrong with that. Frankly, if you got a problem with that you can buy our product and shove it up your ass.
I expected Butt Nuts to be something different...
Given your name, its just poop, innit?
But it's No Nutt November!
Hahaha it's not that type of nutt friend.... Unless get me the design team we need to see if we can Butt Nutts cum! Sorry ignore that I have to go
Are you Gabriel Morton?
Oddly enough, MAGA-themed sex toys may be an untapped but highly lucrative market. Cock ring with an eagle attached? Coming to a cringy Fetlife profile near you.
I honestly don't know what the fuck I was exactly I was going for with this. The words/image of butt nutts popped into my mind and I ran with it. I guess I was targeting the truck nutz crowd which probably has major overlap with MAGA. However, I deeply resident the idea I accidentally created MAGA themed sex toys. Fuck MAGA, but not like that. Never like that.
That being said I am so tempted to cash in on the MAGA craze/grift with selling cheap dumb shit, even better if the products are shotty. But damn I'm too lazy/I have a touch too many morals
I know that feeling. Years ago, I was really tempted to give up arguing with audiophiles and try to make money off them instead. Didn't do it because I have too many morals.
But I wouldn't judge you for grifting MAGA. Make that guy with a confederate battle flag tattoo on his Fetlife profile pay up.