Just jerk off his gun, that'll distract him long enough for you to sweep their legs.
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
171 points (97.8% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
35441 readers
3498 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
The awkwardness kills the fighting spirit.
if you really need to neutralize the threat with maximum efficacy, follow up with a quick peck on the cheek and the attacker will apologize and turn themselves in.
Is this the intro to some adult movie?
Seems like a Reno 911 sketch
This is Master Ken, one of the most powerful martial artists. See more of him on Youtube. https://www.youtube.com/enterthedojoshow
Firmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!
This is up there with his tongue punching soft defense vid
All those years of training focus and control, came into action that day.
Really hope this dude tried this for real
Napoleon Dynamite
Reminds me of the Derrick Comedy classic "Self Defense".
Pro Tip:
If you ever find yourself in the position of having a pistol shoved in your face and you cannot safely escape, it is possible to disarm your assailant.
Quickly grab the wrist or forearm of the hand holding the weapon with one hand and grab the weapon's muzzle with your other hand. While directing the weapon away from your body, push down on the muzzle like a lever. Your assailant will not be able to maintain their grip on the weapon. Be prepared for it to discharge because it probably will. If you decide to attempt this maneuver, DO NOT hesitate or you will probably get shot.
2nd pro tip:
If you've never attempted this before, when someone is pointing a gun at you is probably the incorrect time to try it out
Yeah if someone's got a gun pointed at me, im just doing what the fuck im told. Maybe tell them i got a family.
What I do in a situation like this is reach slowly to my pocket, pretending I'm going to grab my wallet but instead I take out the remote detonator that triggers the bomb I implanted in my attackers ass 3 months earlier. Look on their faces: priceless.
I usually go for the chuck norris roundkick, there is no defence against that.
While you're busy using both hands to disarm the one handed gun, your opponent has plenty of time to throw pocket sand.
Master Ken. Ameri-do-te. Learn those words, they will save you in a street fight.
What did I just watch?
Ha, jokes on you Master Bruce. I have an airsoft pistol that carries 30 rounds.