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Even in a more mundane orientation that thing scares the piss out of me.
A literal demon and she's still so disgusted by her husband she won't let him kiss her on the mouth
I guess even demons uave standards
a vampire/succubus.
You might want to call a Witcher for that.
Underworld reference?
Real talk. I can basically just listen to that movie. The sound design is so good, soundtrack too. Yeah, a little bit of a rip off of the first matrix, but throw in the nifty sets and good costumes and I'm having a good time.
Everybody has their mouth open all the time and that's a bit odd, but still a good time.
Ohshit. That's good. 🤣
Poor onion. They had satire stolen out from under them by reality
Isn’t this just ripping off South Park, but worse.
Hey bitch, you can't dig for gold up there.
Good news everybody! The white house still has an intact roof!
Silver linings type of person. I like it
Oh wait, it's gone...
"Woohooo navie"