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[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (2 children)

OF models make most of their money by flirting with sad, lonely nerds.

Reddit is flooded with them because it's direct advertising to their clientele.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

More realistically, OF models either hire off shore people, or ~~construct~~ rent and customize LLM models, to have those flirting conversations with sad, lonely nerds.

The... old joke in the 90s/00s was that on the internet, girl is just an acronym that means Guy In Real Life.

Perhaps ironically, one of the main things that Andrew Tate, of all people, did, that earned him a lot of money early on... was that he handled the actual chats with the uh, Johns I guess, with his cam-girls' chats.

Because he was much more skilled at being manipulative, getting money out of them (and lets be real, he probably stole a fair number of cc numbers and identities as well).

So uh yeah, even if you see pretty pictures and videos, you still never really know who (or what) you're chatting with, whether it be OF or some ERP discord or anything.

Though, there are still OF and escorts and camgirls and such who do actually conduct their own communications, due to either having a smaller clientelle base, or just very much preferring to do their own comms.

We also have all this on lemmy, too, mainly on lemmynsfw, though its much smaller in scope, and it is least, you know, contained to the kinds of comms you would hope it would be in.

A good number of lemmynsfw accounts/posters link to their OF, and hell, I've managed to go a few links further with some of them and find out that they are also actual escorts as well, with specific websites explaining services, pricing, and their travel schedules and what not.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Long way of telling us that you've sourced brass from Lemmy

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

... I have not heard that phrase before, but if you mean I've hired an escort I found on lemmy, no, I haven't.

I'm currently crippled and do PT all day everyday, I am essentially physically incapable of fucking, much less walking normally, at the moment.

Would be a waste of money.

I just get bored and have too much time to fall down rabbit holes.

[–] etherphon@midwest.social 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You might even say Reddit was the precursor to Onlyfans with it's Gonewild subs. I'm certain someone saw the followings the girls were garnering themselves on there and thought hey, you know what, let's bring pimping into the 21st century.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Given that Girls Gone Wild was the precursor to the gonewild subs, I'd say we've basically cum full circle

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We've been overly horny since time began, we just have better access to our horny vices now.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

To be fair, I was having a perfectly non horny day until I saw that image.

[–] Zatore@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Recognized the hips from the thumbnail 😅

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Them hips tell the truth, always. Them hips would hold up in court as evidence.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure whether to be impressed or disappointed with your knowledge.

... seeing as it doesn't hurt, I suppose the former.

[–] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not just a reddit thing, the internet is filled with gooners

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you took all the porn off the internet, there would be one website left called "BRING BACK THE PORN".

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you took all the porn off the internet, there would be one website left called “BRING BACK THE PORN”.

well, it didn't happen in the UK, and they got wankin' loicences

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

They didn't block all the porn, that's why they didn't riot

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

They didn't block VPNs. Yet.

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 7 points 1 day ago

And no one would visit it because it doesn’t have porn

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Clicked this because cosplay thumbnail.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Least honest Lemmyposter

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago

The One Piece subreddit is exactly the same, and is basically unusable for actual discussion. I think it stems from an issue in moderation. as big as these series are, most of these specific anime subreddits have very few moderators. If one of em is a gooner, it becomes a gooner sub.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have you seen r/animemes? or r/anime_irl? Or other subs like HoloLive, ZZZ or HonkaStarRail? That shit is full of horny ass motherfuckers. And these, as far as I understand, not supposed to be horny bait subs.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't believe there are two ZZZ subreddits and both of them are exclusively for gooning

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I honestly cant believe animemes is a gooner bait sub. To me it makes no sense at all. Guess most anime fans are gooners.

Here one might argue that I am generalizing. Fair point. But just judging by these subs - if majority of anime fans would not be easily goon baited, all of the anime subs would look entirely different. Yet, here we are.

[–] Zirconium@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also homophobic and homosexuality denial

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

God. The Genshin subreddit literally hated male characters for simply existing so much that official birthday art would get taken down/reported by the users/mods. I stuck with the GenshinGays and Genshin_Sapphic subreddits because at least I didn't have to see Mona's titties and Klee lolibait every 5 posts.

But for real, anime and game subreddits are just cancer (well, honestly they're not perfect on Lemmy either...) and it's impossible to find one that doesn't dissolve into gooning and homophobia. Well, maybe besides Jojo.

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

🌎 🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

we are all horny all the time, and the internet gives us anonimity and a perfect platform.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Doesn't anon know Rule34? It's the first one you need on Reddit