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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 73 points 13 hours ago

A week ago, the Cuomo campaign released a long, racist video depicting criminals endorsing Mamdani. Critics called the ad racist. The campaign deleted it shortly after it was posted and blamed the whole thing on a junior staffer.

Saw an article about how conservatives and even trump are "advising" Cuomo...

And it's super obvious.

Cuomo and the neoliberal are so out of touch with Dem voters, they still think what works on MAGA works on us. Because to someone from the generational wealth/power as Cuomo...

We are the same to them. We're poor and low class and they've been so segregated from the common people we're just one out-group to them.

Nothing matters except we don't have wealth.

We need to start treating economic bigotry as a real thing, the wealthy have for centuries.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 45 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 26 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

My first thought, too, was "That's an odd choice of wording", but... it's exactly what it sounds like.

[...]But when the bill stands it looks positively inflated, almost as if the video generator used to make Cuomo’s ad was trained on MPREG fetish art of the bill and not the original cartoon itself. The thick and luscious red lips are present whether the bill is leaning or standing.

Towards the end of the ad, an anthropomorphic phone with a ChatGPT logo wanders into the scene. Standing next to the pregnant bill, I could not but help but think that the phone is the father of whatever child the bill carried.

My observation led to an argument in the 404 Media Slack channel and opinions were split. “It does not seem pregnant to me,” said Emanuel Maiberg.

Jason Koebler, however, came to my defense. He circled the pregnant belly of the cartoon bill and shared it. “Baby is stored in the circle area,” he said.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

But, it's not male. The bill is clearly wearing lipstick...

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 hours ago

Ahahahaaaa hey let me take you to a bar downtown, I promise it'll be educational.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 40 points 15 hours ago

ಠ - ಠ

Uhhh... Once again, weirdest timeline 😅

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 9 hours ago

Best part of the article:

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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It reminds me of Ben Garrison's hornyposting about AOC. Calling him stupid without really elaborating, trying to shame him based on his previous job, and so on.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Ben is obsessed with her honestly

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 10 hours ago

Yeah he's been doing that a lot. May he rest in piss.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 21 points 13 hours ago

Well, that's a brand new sentence.

[–] SpaceScotsman@startrek.website 20 points 9 hours ago

I first read this as MPEG and thought they were talking about the video encoding.

I wish they were talking about the video encoding.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 17 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

That was so weird to watch.

The article references two videos; the AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill:
https://nitter.privacyredirect.com/andrewcuomo/status/1983919479936409617?
where ~~the worst~~ one particularly ridiculous thing (apart from the obvious) is the totally unironical ChatGPT impersonation. It says "It's true" unironically. Really, this video wants its watchers to ask ChatGPT how competent Mamdani is. It's not an oracle ffs. It's not real!
The other video:
https://nitter.privacyredirect.com/prem_thakker/status/1981150231174746370? They took that one down because of racism.

But really, both videos are total trash both technically and content wise. People should be outraged that their taxes are being wasted to produce this slop (to quote on of the vids).

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

You think the worst part about the video is that chatgpt said "it's true"?

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I think the part that bothers me the most is the fact Cuomo apparently paid for that slop?

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Didn't Mamdani already beat Cuomo?

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 11 hours ago

Mamdani beat Cuomo for the Democratic nomination, but because of the way New York elections work, Cuomo was able to keep running as the candidate of another party, which he founded specifically for this election.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 11 hours ago

Just in the primaries. Iirc Cuomo switched parties.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Wtf is MPREG? Multi-Player Rear-End Game?

If so, sign me up

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

You asked...

Tap if you really want to know.MPreg = male pregnancy. It's a fairly popular fetish in the dark corners of the internet.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 hours ago

I like my acronym better

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

First off, I don't know what MPREG is and I don't want to AAAAAIIIIGGH I DON'T WANT TO KN-goddammit.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

It's a video format, isn't it.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 hours ago

It's JD Vance's #2 search on AO3.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Just wait till he figures out what ffmpeg is

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Well that's just the natural result of a man getting eiffel towered by two women

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Yeah it's one made by a loving union between Captain Kirk and Mr Spock. Google it for more info

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Don't kink-shame Nipples Cuomo

[–] kayohtie@pawb.social 11 points 9 hours ago

Truly a terrible day to have eyes

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 hours ago

Jason Koebler, however, came to my defense. He circled the pregnant belly of the cartoon bill and shared it. “Baby is stored in the circle area,” he said.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago

I can’t believe it actually sourced “chatgpt” for a fact it claimed.