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[–] msage@programming.dev 22 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Problem: kidneys not working

Problem persists after not caring.

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 18 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

>kidneys fail

>die

>no more problems ever

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Dying is kind of a permanent problem.

Or a permanent solution, it's all about perspective.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Only for the living

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Only if you truly lived

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but it's not a problem if you don't care.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Only if you care about some other stuff.

Which you don't have to.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

Sounds like someone elses problem. I won't even write a will, they can argue over it

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

Sell kidneys to black market.

"Slightly used"

..invest kidney money in NFT

Purchase 4 new kidneys

P R O F I T

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Social stigma (dogma) is the primary cause of harm

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

should practice ligma instead

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

That¹ or cars, yes.

¹assuming Nazis are included in that

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

This got me through so much. Others stressed or sad they can't afford the life they see others have in social media.

That guy has an expensive sports car. lol, don't care. My bike cost less than his monthly payments, I am so winning.

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 5 hours ago

Misphrased; not "don't care" -- Embrace the suck!