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Problem: kidneys not working
Problem persists after not caring.
>kidneys fail
>die
>no more problems ever
Dying is kind of a permanent problem.
Or a permanent solution, it's all about perspective.
Only for the living
Only if you truly lived
Yes but it's not a problem if you don't care.
Oh it is.
Only if you care about some other stuff.
Which you don't have to.
Sounds like someone elses problem. I won't even write a will, they can argue over it
Sell kidneys to black market.
"Slightly used"
..invest kidney money in NFT
Purchase 4 new kidneys
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