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If it’s the actual Bavarian Illuminati, then they probably picked you as a credulous, deep-pocketed nobleman who can be pumped for membership dues in return for initiation to an endless ladder of degrees, each revealing profoundly esoteric secrets which don’t actually mean anything. If you’re one of a handful who show themselves to be sceptical and open-minded, perhaps Adam Weishaupt will take you aside and reveal that all that woo was just bullshit to part the rubes from their money, and the true mission of the Illuminati is to spread Enlightenment ideals, such as secularism and anti-monarchism, which the authorities take a very dim view of.
Tell me more of this anti monarchism thing, my credit card number is 5683 3692 3539 1643
Nice try, officer.
Well, they didn't do their homework. Not german, not noble, my pockets are shallow.
Though their orginal purpose wasn't terrible, they don't have agitators anymore.
can you ask him to hook me up with anonymous too?
Definitely join.
We meet up on wednesdays and suck each other off in a huge pile of jolly ranchers. Cleanup is a bitch but it's worth it when we eat the jolly ranchers after.
What Lemmy app is this? I got Voyager at the start and haven't shopped around, and this one looks nice!
Jerboa
Oh man, smells a little like ChatGPT with the emoji.
I fucking hate that emojis of all things are now a sign of AI-generated text.
Like come on, the ONE thing that's meant to better pass on human emotion and visually represent things in a more fun format just HAD to be co-opted and become so generic and AI-related that people, including me, don't trust it anymore.
Maybe this is an “Okay Millenial” thing, but I feel like emojis were getting uncool and overused commercially even more LLMs.
Like there was this one “meme” locally runnable LLM finetune in the very early days (before anyone knew what LLMs were) that would only communicate in emoji. They were already making fun of them.
I have a millennial co worker that uses emojis in fucking everything. Non stop. Like responses to actual questions will get an emoji. His emails to clients 100% look AI generated. It’s embarrassing and so cringy.
Man I remember when the Illuminati wanted your membership fee buried in your backyard where they'd pick it up