Just wait awhile and it'll be be called una-dressed or something even more stupid.

Sending nodes your way

That's a spicy hot take. Upvoted for passion and expressiveness, but hard disagree.

Upvoted for bravery, but I have never disagreed so wholly with someone on any topic more than this.

Thanks for this reminder that I can ardently disagree with someone's opinion and still think absolutely nothing less of them.

Nudes suck! Please women don’t send me any to change my mind!

This guy is receiving way too many nudes

I'll be using this as copy pasta with nudes substituted for various topics

I think a lot of men genuinely pick bad ways to take nudes. There's "mid pic", then there's "pic from a really bad angle with bad lighting", and especially dick pics tend to be the latter.

As someone who both loves to see nude dudes, and who gets... not 'pestered' for them, but 'requested, often' for them, either you are getting sent shit-tier pics or you think the mona lisa of tits is a boner-killer.

All I need is a guy, visually or audibly (woof~) enjoying themselves. That's it, that's the core request. I prefer that the camera is focused, that I can see that cock in full-frame for the entire duration, that he's washed his hands and doesn't have crumbs under his fingernails, stuff like that. But if it's hot, at the end of the day I don't give a fuck. And if I can sense that it's got real passion - maybe there's a ton of pictures and I can follow the story, it's building narrative (and need, and leaking precum), the agonizing peak, and the messy finish, fuck yeah. If it has needy, desperate moans, gasps, begging... I might finish before they do.

My own stuff is awful, I know it's awful, I warn others that it is awful. I get told that it's not. I warn people that I'm not attractive, that I'm awkward (I'm chubby and disabled). Again, I get told that it's hot, and am encouraged to keep making new stuff. And the people that I follow, I try to encourage too. Putting yourself out there, in any capacity, is a huge leap of trust. People are awful, and for many exposing themselves like this is scary. I follow people who, like myself, post to the internet where if anyone knows the service you're posting on, or find the link, they can view it. And I also get sent stuff just for me directly, and those I view as even more special. I could be a huge piece of shit and share them with others, but I'm both not a huge piece of shit, and the understanding that someone made content for me because I want them, I crave them, I want to ravage their body until they faint and then keep going (consentually), for example, and they understand and are signaling they want that, too - huff!

You need better stuff to look at, and/or a personal connection to someone who wants to [TV bleep] you until your [bleep] is so exhausted and ruined that that then they are going to [bleep] you until you scream and beg, then get harder and harder until you [bleep] over and over until you are totally dry, and they they are going to focus the attention on themselves for part 2. And they want to document these plans in photographic form, maybe with a captivating video ending. Those are the people you want to find.

Someone's never received good nudes

Here's me getting all excited thinking a new Blender tutorial just dropped

'Nades. This is the pose each gender makes after lobbing a grenade into an opposing military position.

I just put a little top hat on my dick and call it good

Can you show us an example for reference?

Put effort in. Poses, lighting, some measure of a narrative. Use a decent camera instead of your phone’s front-facing camera with the flash on.

You'll just have to look at sexy dudes to copy

Step 1: Be attractive. Step 2: Don't be unattractive Step 3: Return to step 1

Sprinkle some flower petals around your zipper

Get a fancy defused light, pose like the woman on the left, and get a tiara or some shit

Tfw you ask her for nudes but she sends her node_modules folder