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[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I have mistaken the cat food knife for the butter knife more than once.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends on whether knife was originally used for butter, peanut butter, cream cheese, marmite, marmalade, liver pate, or stool sample.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

"hey, can you get me the poop knife?"

[–] UnPassive@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

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I made myself a butter knife holder by using a magnet

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

"magnets, bitch!"

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...... FUCK

I'm gonna make a few of these before it gets cold in the shop

[–] UnPassive@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just don't use your wife's cutting board, like I did. It had a big crack and I figured I was upcycling. She didn't notice it was the same and weeks later I got in trouble when she asked where the small cutting board was and I pointed at the butter dish 😅