Tired: resume
Wired: salary-walled resume
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
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"OOPS!
Looks like you want a real go-getter who takes initiative in a fast paced working environment!
These added value premium features and advanced pro-company behaviors require a salary boost! Increase my salary for instant access."
(Tier 1)$ "Practically Already Quiet Quitting " Basic Value Employee
- Loves to discuss unions.
(Tier 2) $$$ "Really Need This Job" Moderately effective employee (Most Popular!)
- Shows up, does the work.
(Tier 3)$$$$$ "Happy To Be Here!"
- Ludicrously overpaid but...
- ...Saves on hiring a replacement in 6 months.
- "Going places." Maybe not to your competition!
- "Less likely to curse your name and air your dirty laundry under the cover of various pseudonyms in online discussions and AMAs!"
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develop my personality as a career person.
I would hire him for his audacity, versatility. We need fun clever people in the workplace who aren't dead inside yet.
Brilliant
This what we should really do. They like to pass through hundreds of interviews and if, if, you manage to get to the final, like it's hunting games mate. Check mate.