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Well, yeah. Murdoch adding more salt to the wound.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
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Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in Mississippi
(www.fox13memphis.com)
Because of course
My first thought was that this happened many years ago. It would explain a lot...
A couple years ago, the US had hundreds of thousands of people getting long covid every month.
Long covid diminishes cognitive ability significantly.
...that should explain a lot
hepatitis, herpes, and COVID in Mississippi? What's the over/under that one of them gets married before caught?
Why the hell were they transporting those monkeys from one place to another?
Funding cuts?
