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[–] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I would waterboard myself with a tall cold frothy glass of whole chocolate milk. I'm a dirty little milk slut. I think I was essentially stockholmed into it. I remember being like "ew fat bad" as a kid and drinking skim for cereal. But somewhere down the line that turned into me just slopping heavy whipping cream neat. I mean fuck me I'm drinking a chocolate milk on my walk to work right fucking now.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

I once drank so much chocolate milk in a short time that I almost puked. Was like almost 2L

[–] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I once drank so much milk I did puke. 10/10 experience tbh, cause like, I love milk. But also that was a good solid push during the purge phase of that.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Cow's milk is good food.

"But some people are lactose intolerant!"

Too bad for them.

"Saturated fat clogs arteries! You're gonna have a heart attack!"

It's far more complicated than that, and not nearly as big a concern as most people think.

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

There’s nothing inherently wrong with it as a food, like most other foods, but it’s not a health panacea as it was portrayed in milk advertising previously. Its main drawback for public health is that it is fairly calorically dense, so while it may be better for you than soda, for those looking to lose weight, milk should not be your primary beverage.

Also: the dairy industry is questionable at best, from an animal treatment standpoint, as well as environmental.

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[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The aggression and name calling in that second image reminded me of r/neverbrokeabone. I don't miss much about reddit, but that particular subreddit was pretty damn funny usually.

Someone would post an X-ray of a broken pinky they got in a car crash and everyone would be like "GTFO of here with your little baby bird bones, you calcium-deficient piece of shit!"

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

when I was a kid, among the things I would never have expected to stumble upon, near the top of the list in fact, there was "calcium supremacism abuse kink"

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[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I was growing up we went through a gallon a day. Fucking love milk.

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[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago

It's honestly the best milk in my opinion. Sunflower milk is a fun mention as well but less affordable, so a rare treat.

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's the best pairing for coffee out of all the milk or milk alternatives options in my personal opinion. Regular milk just makes it to... is it dumb to say milky?

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I was raised a dairy milk fiend and oat milk is definitely my go to.

My family used to drink two gallons a day, my dad alone would drink one by himself... Yes he does have the diabeetus now if you were wondering how that's going

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[–] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

Big Milk is so powerful, I've had older women in China ask me how I got so tall if I don't drink milk.

This is China, with no history of drinking cows milk and like 90% of the population is lactose intolerant.

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[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Milk used to make me so sick my little ten year old body projectile vomitted it across the breakfast table and my parents, who'd seen 10¹⁰ milk commercials, were like "maybe you're not drinking enough milk."

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my god..... that's ten billion ads.... if each ad lasts 30s, then your parents started watching milk ads 9510 years ago... that puts us roughly..... no wait.. -it can't be..!

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Lmao. I was too skeptical to accept this at first, so I double-checked both the math and the date.

Incredibly, everything checks out.

Hm, now I'm imagining OP's parents having lived so long due to being the first vampires. They saw others drinking milk and thought, "Wait, so we're all cool with draining and consuming fluids from others' bodies?"

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[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I’m on the older end of Gen Z and this was definitely a thing when I was little. My parents didn’t buy into the milk thing, but I had a teacher who went wild with it. I forget how exactly it happened, but she found out I had cereal for breakfast without milk poured on because that was how I liked it. She decided this meant my parents were neglecting my needs and that it was her job to “make up” for it during lunch time.

I’d often end up sick trying to get it all down. I’m not lactose intolerant, it was just that the amount she required me to drink (five cartons one after another) was more than I could keep down. (Years later, when The Gallon Challenge became a thing, it brought back the memories, though at least I wasn’t forced to drink quite that much.)

I’d rarely gotten sick before, so once I was being sent home for vomiting frequently, my parents learned what was happening and made it stop.

It only lasted a couple weeks, but I never drank milk again afterwards, so that teacher accomplished the exact opposite of what she wanted.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 24 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Wow, that's child abuse. What a scary teacher!

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[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 15 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I hate milk so much. The taste, the texture. Just the thought of drinking a glass of milk again makes me want to projectile vomit. I had to drink a glass of milk for dinner every night as a kid. I wasn't allowed to leave the table until it was gone. Sometimes I'd sit there for an hour just trying to force myself to drink it. My parents were like, just drink the milk, it's not so bad, get it over with, but it felt like being tortured every night. I was violently ill afterwards almost every time.

Turns out I'm both lactose intolerant and neurodivergent. Yes I was being a little drama queen, but I at least had reasons :)

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago

Several years ago I became allergic to milk (like actually allergic, not lactose intolerant). I'm doing oral immunotherapy treatments for it now, so I have to drink 20mL of it a day. I used to love milk before I became allergic to it. Now I can't stand it. I'm not sure how I enjoyed it so much.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Depends, because as a Gen Z I still am forced to drink it daily

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (11 children)

It's especially crazy when something like 65% of humanity is lactose intolerant. No we don't need to steal milk from cows to live we are no way close to a parasite species to them.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What's funny is that almost any other kind of milk is considered gross and unfit to drink: dog milk, cat milk, pig milk, horse milk, etc. That's true even for human milk! (Unless, of course, you're a baby.)

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You forgot satanic panic and how Harry potter was gonna send us to hell

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The interspecies dance between millennials who read Harry Potter when it was considered subversive and anti-christian, and Gen Zers who call it racist TERF propaganda, is one of my favorite culture schisms.

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 21 hours ago

Pretty happy I grew up with hippy parents who raised me on almond and soy milks 😤

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am a manly man and I only put soy milk in my coffee. You can pry the bean milk from my unbreakable bones!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If you drink some vanilla soy latte sprinkled with cocoa powder, you basically have a 4-bean soup

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[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I used to have to drink a glass of milk with every meal when I was growing up, I didn't even have the option of water, it was milk or nothing. I stopped drinking milk when I moved out. I haven't had a glass of milk in 25 years. I still consume dairy, I just don't drink a glass of straight milk.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, milk is nowhere near the super food they sold us back in the day... but it's far from the toxic sludge people put in their bodies daily nowadays.

Even a coke seems mild compared to the monster drinks and whatever other crap Logan Paul is peddling today

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I am doing a lean bulk and it turns out milk is incredibly high protein so now I'm drinking more than I probably did as a kid. Easy way to get the calories and feel full. And chocolate milk... well.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago

Well no wonder you didn't fulfill your potential.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 7 points 23 hours ago

I don't drink much milk nowadays just because I mostly drink water, but when I do have milk on the fridge... it's gone in two days max unless I carefully ration it.

nothin' like a cold glass o' melk

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[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm gen z and the milk propaganda was everywhere lmao, what's this person talking about

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So needlessly hostile. Rawr!

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

We also had the food pyramid, which said we should eat tons and tons of bread and grain.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 8 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

From a general population health perspective, the pyramid was a pretty good system. It was basically an attempt to simplify the Mediterranean pattern. I like the Power Plate better though.

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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Giving up dairy was surprisingly more challenging than giving up animal flesh. I felt subtle withdrawal symptoms for months on a physical level, that was reminiscent of quitting nicotine. But on the plus side my body as a whole felt distinctly better, far less inflamed after quitting all of that and replacing it with foods that are mostly anti-inflammatory (except when I binge on chips or popcorn).

But sometimes I wonder, how much does carrying guilt impact the body?

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[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

A gallon is either 4.5 ℓ in the UK or 3.8 ℓ in the US, or it might be used figuratively to just mean "a lot".

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