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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 104 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

He died of "natural causes" at age 55.

Okay.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, I call bullshit on that one, he was clearly allergic to aircraft.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 hours ago

Well, naturally he'd die after eating 9 tons of metal.

Obviously murdered.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 79 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

I don’t know how he did it. I’ve tried to grind up a little bit of airplane into my meals each day, but every time I even touch the fuel tank it gives me horrible, terrible gas.

Same thing with the windshield, just have never been too fond of seefood.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 34 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

The real problem is the taste is too plain, you just have to season it properly.

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That last pun almost flew right over my head.

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Plane puns are easy. You can just wing it.

Though sometimes it gets too boering and you crash and burn

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 32 minutes ago

Also if you grind up a Zippo and sprinkle it on top, it'll make the meal just a little bit lighter.

I mean in all seriousness I don't know how you'd eat a plane without consuming 3.2 baby boomer brain's worth of TEL.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Just emply the gas from the tank!

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 35 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I guess if you like wings.

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 20 points 16 hours ago

World record for the largest wings ever eaten was a missed opportunity.

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Flashbacks to reading the Guinness Book of World Records in elementary school.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

You watch Real People too?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 31 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I remember this guy on TV, we used to have a lot of weird shows like "That's Incredible!" and "Ripley's Believe it or Not!" watching this guy eat a fuckin' airplane. I kept wondering how his teeth & digestive system handled it. Now I'm an adult and I also wonder what his psychological problems were. Where did his parents & schools & friends & loved ones fail him?

[–] Gaboose@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Another one was, “real people.” I watched a 10-year-old girl lift a car on that show. Pretty sure I saw this dude eat a bike on there too

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Dude I fucking miss those shows though. It's not the same experience if it isn't a show you like, come across randomly, and sit down on the couch for an hour with commercial breaks

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah those were really good shows. I wonder why we don't have shows like that anymore, they would do great. Everybody loves that kind of subject content.

[–] Gaboose@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

My mom used to pretend she ran a parody version of one of those shows. It was called “that’s disgusting!“

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 25 points 16 hours ago

I will never love any food as much as this guy loved not-food.

[–] randomcruft@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 15 hours ago

I don’t know folks, eating an entire plane in two years actually seem kind of impressive… in a WTF kinda way.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Just one more wafer thin mint, monsieur.

[–] trebor8201@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Ah fack off I'm full

[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The Wikipedia article isn't very informative.

For example it mentions that the guy had strong stomach acids to "digest" that stuff.

I highly doubt he could digest metal.

Also how did he shit all that stuff?

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

The same way you shit out corn

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Except that he heard a ding when it hit the bottom

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I would have been more impressed had the plane been reassembled after he ate it.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Also, how did he CHEW that stuff? And by chew, I mean make sure it fits in his mouth AND doesn't cut through his pink parts.

[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 53 minutes ago

The article "explains" that too and it's another point where I call bullshit.

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Was the Guinness award plaque he ate for eating random metal… and should he get another award for eating the award? 🧐

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

Died of Natural Causes at 55. Like what, perforated intestines?

[–] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Tarrare: PATHETIC

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

His wife, however, complained that his bathroom visits were violent. One story says the metal came out so forcefully it chipped their porcelain toilet.

Monsieur Chiertout

[–] oji@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago
[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Lotito holds the record for the "strangest diet" in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a plaque, made of brass, by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 4 points 14 hours ago

I remember that he (or someone pretending to be him) was in an and for Sensodyne toothpaste.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

The original shoenice

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 7 hours ago

Still less impressive than eating British food

Eh, I ate a trapper keeper in elementary school.