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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago

Explanation: In Classical Antiquity in general, especially amongst the nobility, marrying young was common - and with large age gaps between men and women, as women generally had far fewer rights than men.

According to Greek legends (almost certainly mythical, for the logistics of it if nothing else), Scythian nomad women would only marry after slaying enemies in battle - numbers vary from 1 to 3. This is obviously incredibly impractical and unlikely to be literally true, but reflects the Greek perception of Scythian women as independent warriors. She can slay me any day!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Give me a scythian milf. A badass warrior covered in tattoos who likes to get stoned

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Now the Scythians take the seed of the hemp and they go under their mats and then they throw the seed on the red-hot stones in the fire. So thrown it smoulders, and it produces such vapor that no Greek vapor bath might exceed it. And delighted by the vapor bath, the Scythians howl.

Scythian hotbox when

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Here for the slewn callout

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Plot twist she's 14 too

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I know nothing, were they anything like this? Cause I'd be all in on that.