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This is a real thing Peter Thiel told a group of tech professionals recently.

In a four-part series of religious lectures in San Francisco, Peter Thiel — yes, that Peter Thiel — has argued that the End Times are nigh and that a biblical Antichrist — yes, that Antichrist — will come to Earth in the form of onerous government regulations placed on science, technology, and AI.

These are, incidentally, areas where the tech billionaire, venture capitalist, and cofounder of Palantir has a vested financial interest. [...]


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Archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20250925211248/https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/785407/peter-thiel-antichrist-tech-regulation

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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

He'd be the authority on this subject since he's a major financial backer of the antichrist.

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Um, he’s already here in the form of an orange douche named Donnie CHUMP, I mean Trump…

Edit: could also be Stephen Miller either way Peter he’s already here…

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You know there is a whole part of revelation where the second beast is able to give life to the image of the first beast. Does this sound like AI to you? AI Is the ultimate idol, a god made with their own hands. I truly believe that Peter Thiel is the second beast.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Doesn't like competition

[–] monogram@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago

Please not my million dollar investment

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

that's funny coming from someone who looks like an actual demon

[–] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't think he'd have any supporters if he didn't pander to evangelical religious sentiment.

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This is the man in charge of a multinational public surveillance program taking note of all of our digital activity. A large part of our collective future is in his hands.

We’re so fucked.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 days ago

Too late dipshit, he's already in the White House.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By antichrist he means Peter Thiel's inner child. How have these morons amassed so much power?

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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'm willing to risk it.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

At least give us the tech antichrist … EVERYONE STOP REGULATING AI - ROKO'S BASILISK WILL TORTURE A PERFECT VIRTUAL RECONSTRUCTION OF YOU!!!

🙄🙄🙄

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

This is like the kid who eats things he finds on the ground warning you that Santa Clause is watching when you make him mad.

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