Please let it be a low denomination coin so I can have trains run over his face.
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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A podcaster? For fuck sakes guys.
Can't wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It's what he would've wanted
I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money
I hope you don't mind metal coins.
Hey, don’t kink shame my ass pennies fetish
the strokes didn't work, but seeing Charlie's massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.
say hello to president couchfucker.
Make it a bill so we can wipe our ass with it. Burn it. Deface it. All that fun stuff.
They'll be going full China and make it a crime to deface the dear leader.
Trump will be in deep trouble for all that orange paint he sprays on Dear Leader's face.
What a beautiful way to honor his life's work of self-promotion and trolling.
Anyway, healthcare pls?
Anyway, Epstein files?
you have no power over me - cashless people
The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about
Literally all the power
BOYCOTT MONEY!
Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?
GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I'll believe it when I see it.