Mitch McConnell's only possible path out of hell is to strap 20 pounds of C4 to himself and going to shake hands with Donny.
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Thus his nickname Moscow mitch
Trying to imagine a world where Mcturtle would have whipped the vote to indict that piece of shit donvict and throw him in prison where he fucking belongs.
Justice would have been done. Would that have torched Mcturtle's career and possibly put him in the line of fire for all the murderous magabrained dumbasses out there wanting to get revenge for their god-emperor being dealt with properly?
Yes. But still. He should have done everything possible to get donvict behind bars.
More likely: Russia loses, America loses, everyone loses
Except Canada. I'm betting they come out ahead cause they've been nice to everyone.
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If only you had fucking done something about it instead of going on a power trip. This is literally your fault.
Like if he's not at fault.
Fuck off shit head.
Fuck you, Bitch McConnell. The Russians already have a stooge in the White House and you're to blame for this whole fucking mess existing in the first place. Go rot in hell with Reagan you fucking asshole.
"Mumble mumble mumble, turtle turtle, empty political statement...om-nom, good samwidge..."
NO, motherfucker, this is not a game anymore! Get the fuck out of the way, because we need some people DOING things around here! Trump isn't killing the United States, it's the lack of opposition. These old-money-party Democrats are fiddling around while Rome burns.
McConnell is a retiring Republican senator, but I get your point.
YOU ENABLED THIS, ASSHOLE.
Fuck off fuckface
He should bud dwyer himself
Let's hope they both lose.
Fuck the US and fuck Russia
Thanks Glitch. I’ll consider your moment of clarity while I piss on your grave.
To those not keeping score, this man may have single-handedly caused more damage to our institution than anyone else, alive or dead. It’s more than coincidence that his actions are in perfect alignment with the kremlin. We are now in a tail-spin of destabilization that greatly benefits putin. Funny how that all worked out, neh?
I hope people shit on his grave when he kicks the bucket finally!
It's clear to me now that Polio actually contracted Mitch McConnell
"Here's your toy back, sorry I broke it but I won't be compensating you in any way" energy
Thanks for warning us of PROBLEMS YOU CAUSED..
Your fault.
Likewise, I HATE this piece of shit mother fucker.
But, let's hope for our sakes some of the idiots listen to him.
GET FUCKED UP THE ASS WITH RUSTY BARBED WIRE YOU TRAITOROUS FUCKING CUNT
Wasn’t his nickname Moscow Mitch?
Hell is too good for him, is there a Super Hell?
Fuck that turtle. He made it happen.
So says the key ingredient to this shit sandwich served up to the American people.
That's the current headline and it's courtesy of Mitch
Oh look Mitch, it's the consequences of your own actions.
I'd welcome him to the right side of history since he now understands the situation, but he has realized too late that this was all his fault. Less whining, more taking responsibility for this.