A bear walks into a bar and says: "I'll have a …………………………………… beer."
The barkeeper asks: "Why the big pause?"
The bear looks down and answers: "I don't know. I was born with them."
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2025
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Haha thanks dad!
If not fren y fren shape
Hunting is a lot easier when they just walk right up to you saying “zomgsoocuuutteeeeee” and then turn their back to you.
Love to see some big daddies in the woods, but I'm thankful we only have black bears and I don't have to carry spray and a backup hand cannon.
I'm glad I don't live near them, I'd definitely die to bear attack when I give them great big snuggles.
Worth it though... What a way to go...
