Log in with caution
Carefully... CAREFULLY!
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clicks the Delete My Account Instead button
AH FUCK!
More like, "are you sure?"
Are you really sure?
Okay, but, like, are you for real sure?
Sure, just… confirm your password
Confirmation code sent to your phone
Now, log out and back in, to be sure
You sure, right? Didn't change your mind?
Okay, confirm link sent to email
Okay, but, like, take a look at what you'll be missing. Are you really sure?
Oi, I'll let you in on a secret: we got a very special deal, just for you. How about that? Sounds good, innit? How about we stop this silly thing and get back inside, so you can enjoy this sweet, sweet deal?
Aight, get it. You hate good deals, and don't care missing out on what we have to offer. Please call us at 0118**************** and explain thoroughly why exactly you're leaving. Btw, can we get that written as well? Just, y'know, a little dissertation on the matter. Just mail it over to our headquarters
Aight, just so you know, we'll have to charge a little account deletion fee. Standard procedure, here.
Hate to see you go :(
We'll miss you tons. Come back anytime!
*marks account inactive*
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I knew that potato would come in handy!
My 2fa tater rotted, how do I log in?
Use a PDF of the Wikipedia article on potatoes.
!potatoism@lemmy.world
We're going to return to user + password in the near future.
Please drink verification can to continue
The code is at the bottom of the can and can only be seen be shining a flashlight down it. This completes Step 1 of the verification.
Oh and it changes your pee color so it can reveal the ~~passkey~~ pisskey verification QR code on the urinal in front of you to complete Step 2 of the verification.
It costs the company millions a year but at least no poor person gets anything for free.
That pings your phone, you confirm that, which dispatches a dermatologist to your location to confirm your identity via birthmark. She hands you the frequency of a unique Chilean numbers station, you tune in to that and it reads off the one-time passcode you can use to login.
Passkeys, more likely.
i never stopped
Log in with the honor system.
My mom says its okay to login
Half the people in here have logged in with your mom.
Sorry time=10pm and day=schoolnight so response was 'no'
Honestly I thought it was great when OAuth started making it easy to use my various pre-existing IDs as logins for websites. But now I cant remember which one is which and my password manager doesn't give me any hints. Sigh.
Honestly that’s why I just stick with local site auth and a password manager. 1) it lets me remember things via my manager and 2) if it’s compromised, they’ll only have access to that site and not other ones I’ve used to log in with.
I generally do too. But then you're also at the mercy of whether the site was designed with even the most basic of security in mind. Luckily the password managers all generate unique passwords so one site getting hacked and plaintext passwords stolen won't get my bank info put at risk - but still.
Login with hunter2
Why can't i see your password?
I can see it, it's *******
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
You're such a
i put on my robe and wizard hat
It's not the funniest one, I don't have an account, and I don't live near one. But if I ever see the option to log in with Jollibee on any legit service I am already using I am switching over to that ASAP.
One more reason for me to make an OnlyFans
Login with your mom 👩🦳
Login with a solemn promise
Found the Filipino.
What's more american than ordering a tray of spaghetti from a fried chicken restaurant?
With cheese and hotdogs.
It’s actually quite good.
And the mango pies! Oh are they delicious.
Great, now I want Jolibee.
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i live nowhere near a jollibee 😭
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Always pick login with calculator, and spoof someone else's id.
Form 137, nice.
Ugh. Moooooooooooooom. I need you to login again
totally possible, given you can digitally sign PDFs.
I'll take the XL Pancit Canton, please.
I'm logging in with a potato!
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