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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago (18 children)

When did we as a society give up on the "½ X +7" minimum dating age formula?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

When we decided to mind our own business and stop moralizing other people’s relationships based on our personal feelings.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Exactly, this "rule" is really just equivalent to other forms of snake oil there is. It is baseless and completely made up.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 25 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Just FYI, this rule falls apart after a certain age (in the 60s or 70s).

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's not the only thing that falls apart in your seventies, eyyyy

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He's like 80 or so.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gotta look after your ticker if you're going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.

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[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, "no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else." Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 days ago

Sigh, ain’t that the truth.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 31 points 4 days ago

I mean, once you're both above 30 who fucking cares

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

After that age, the older party is essentially a lottery ticket

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

Nah I think it holds up. Bill Belichick, 73, was in the news for dating a 24 year old and it's not only as creepy and gross, but also like she's taking advantage of him by inserting herself into his interviews.

If he were dating a 43 year old, I don't think anyone would be nearly as concerned.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I'm 34 dating a 25 year old myself. Which I checked, it passes the "Half your age plus 7" test

(34 / 2 = 17 + 7 = 24) Sometimes I still feel weird about it though

[–] ethaver@kbin.earth 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

@ 30 22 feels waaay too damn young. tf am I even gonna talk to this person about? I'm a decade in to a high stress high reliability industry. I'm starting to get ~~Greg~~ grey hairs! I make jokes about all the child rapists I met while working for the state! Too much happened in that 8 years between us. Too damn much.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 26 points 4 days ago

God damn it Greg!

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago

I'm just a bit older, but been there.

I could never get past it though. I have a daughter too, and it really just takes one experience where they really remind you of your kid and... yeah, I don't think I can do this y'all.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"My girlfriend did this test and I think its broken? Her minimum age is higher than her starting age"

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[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

And now you understand why older men dating young girls is creepy, even if legal.

They have nothing in common. There's no way. It's pure physical attraction above all else.

Edit: Seemingly a lot of older people down voting this are in denial about how much they have in common with some 18 year old girl/guy as a romantic partner. You understand you're not fooling anyone, right? Not even other people like you. Underneath, you all know what you're about.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 days ago

Or both sides like to learn from each other and grow towards each other over time?

There are worse reasons why an extreme age gap is seen as creepy, "not knowing each others interests" is not one of them.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (13 children)

I'm 54 and most of the people I know are in their early 20s. We get along great and have plenty to talk about.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Yeah, I’m in my mid 30’s and my best friend is nearing 50. His oldest child is the same age as my younger brother. Believe it or not, people can have common interests that aren’t entirely reliant on their age.

Though I will say that age becomes less relevant as you get older… A 29 year old dating a 19 year old is pretty universally creepy, but few people would say the same about a 49 year old dating a 39 year old. Same age gap, but it’s assumed that the 39 year old has enough life experience to actually make their own decisions. Even in my mid-20’s, I was looking at 19 year olds as if they were literal children. There’s a lot of maturing that happens in the late teens and early 20’s.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Love that we're making imaginary [gen-z/gen alpha/gen whatever the hell arbitrary title] the same way our parents and grandparents made imaginary millennials to get mad at.

The Silent Generation called their kids "Generation Me"

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

The Silent Generation was correct.

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago

people both younger and older than me talk like this and I just want to go anywhere else every time I hear it

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I dated a 19 year old at 22 and even in that relatively minor gap there was palpable divide in mindset and priorities. I was looking to start a career and get my life established. She graduated high school a few month prior to turning 19 and just wanted to get high and watch musicals.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's the mindset of plenty of people at 25 or 30 even. I think personal development/priorities are to blame more so than the age gap

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[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

OP doesn't understand what cultural progression is. Of course different people gonna do stuff differently as time progresses, the class she was when you where in high school is just irrelevant.

This is the case where op just has skill issue, and is stuck in the past like a boomer he is.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

When you call someone born in the late 1990s a boomer though. It might be "hip" or "trendy" to do. But Boomers were born in the 50s man. Young kids calling adults from different generations "Boomers" just makes you sound like you didn't pay attention in history class.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Language transforms. Where before boomer would be a word for the generation born during the babyboom, nowadays it's used for old people who are unable to keep up with the times.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 18 points 4 days ago

The brainrot is real, even with "old hags". My ex was 3 years younger than me, but she was an avid tiktok scroller. I was often being shown and taught about new "memes" that everyone promptly forgot about by the next week.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 4 days ago

I actually vibe more with the generations after me than my own; but I would find it creepy myself to be with someone who isn't relatively close to my own age.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I once made the mistake of dating someone 12 years younger than me (she was 25). Man, what a mistake, nevermind the cultural differences, her emotional maturity was....intolerable, and this from a person I'd considered a friend for a year already. It was the first and last time iv ever done that.

[–] Ashenlux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Exactly! Why the fuck would anyone want to date someone that much younger than them? I will never understand why so many men want to date girl so young.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

A friend of friend I’ve met a couple times is into me. They’re 23 and I’m 30 and I still don’t have an interest. They’re perfectly nice, but…

I think after 28-30 it starts to really not matter that much but before that even smallish gaps can be pretty questionable. And any dude that would consider someone their age to be a “hag” probably largely dates younger because mature, experienced women can tell they’re really just garbage man-children.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anon isn't down skibidi style

[–] CrazyHorse@lemmy.cafe 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Getting head while on the toilet?

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

OP is still on 4chan. Lingo aside I'd say he's in his maturity range.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Also 19 and 28 are both still Gen Z.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)
> be me 34
> decide to look for a hag around my age
> most of them have at least one kid, usually the annoying kind, and only see you as a babysitter
> same ones are also super focused on their kids, no hobbies, no interests, no life
> most of them seem to be super conservative
> some of them are so bigoted they can only talk about "those people"
> finally found someone who's bearable for more than 20 minutes
> never mind, she's alcoholic
> finally found someone not alcoholic and is bearable for even more time
> never mind, she's both 300+km away and also married
How do I find hot singles on the fediverse? I'm not reinstalling Tinder!
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[–] javasux@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I have not heard someone say "big mood" in years

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I date/have sex with who I'm physically attracted to. Otherwise I'm OK if we just stay (non-sexual) friends. Us having stuff in common doesn't make me horny for them or want to romance them.

If we have nothing in common because of an age gap, then the sexual relationship becomes a reason to learn about them. As long as we agree with each other on politics.

That said I have no expectations, admittedly atm all I've been getting is one night stands every once in a while and I'd like deeper relationships (I'm poly). But fuck maybe I just wont get one. shrugs I'll just keep trying until I get one.

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