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[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Id fall for anyone doing this to me

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] errer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Git ‘er done!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What’s '9' + 5 in Javascript?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

14.000000003174

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.

[–] python@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if I trust your answer based on your username

[–] python@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's no rule saying that a snake can't write Javascript

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Get off Lemmy, Terrence

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

95, hell yeah, baby, that's Lightning's number from the movie Cars, cuz you're MyQueen, KACHOW!!!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

KaCiao 🏎️

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

I did too and then I had an SO tell me they liked it, so I tried to get used to it because I wanted to do so for them. Now it's second nature and I don't think twice or get that weird awkward cringe feeling when I say it anymore.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I cringe harder at people saying "daddy" during coitus.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait. Is that something that actually happens? I thought it was a porn thing. I'm not from an English speaking country so it doesn't happen here

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

My last apartment had pretty thin walls... could always hear my neighbors going at it. Obviously one couple doesn't speak to the whole population but there's plenty other examples on the web we can find, I'm sure.

[–] python@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

We call each other "baby love" sometimes, because we saw a guy on 90 day fiance call their partner that and it was so cringe-inducing that we started saying it ironically. Somewhere down the line that irony kinda faded though..

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago