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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!

[–] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, it's a regional dialect.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago

What region northern lights may I see it?

No.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago

With lime and chilli sauce?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] negativenull@piefed.world 0 points 1 day ago

That is freakin' adorable! Look at that smile!

[–] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wouldn't recommend eating the baby eldritch horror; that's how you get momma eldritch horror to do unkind things.

but if you're willing to accept unfathomable consequences... saute in butter, with some garlic and lemon.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

we found everything that taste good

we'll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 day ago

I bet they don't actually taste like marinara

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 day ago

"Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet" -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lies! We shouldn't explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.

Which now saying out loud, doesn't sound too bad.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

looks at everything

Are we sure we didn't already trigger this?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago

It would certainly explain a lot.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago
[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

(btw I'm not a bot, I made a new acc)

That’s what a bot would say

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago

what on earth is he thinking?

Nothing 🤗

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 day ago

Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago

Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don't know how many new things there are?

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 22 hours ago

I'm on to you, you're just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 0 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 22 hours ago

What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 16 hours ago

how do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago

Rocks that swim around like fish!

No thank you the ocean!

That and Jacob's "which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with." Are my favorite presentations.