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[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Bleh. Late 90s I was a mobile pc tech and I could have used these gloves back then on some computers. People are gross.

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want any other person to touch my keyboard. I blame the lack of accessible cleaning supplies and the fact that if anyone higher up sees me not staring at my screen with a hand on the keyboard they'll think I'm lazy and not working. Which is true, but they don't need to be thinking that.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

If you redlined a vehicle all the time it’ll break down faster.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

I maintain that nitrile gloves should be part of any functioning IT team's toolbox.

Just avoid the back or powdered ones, they make screws very hard to see, I use green gloves from Ansell, or failing that purple gloves from Abena, the powder is just annoying.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

Not to speak of all the viruses.

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How did he clean all of the Monster energy drink from the keyboard?

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

Fresh monster energy, obv

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Just looking at the thumbnail, I assumed the person was going to have 6 finger and thumbs on the outside.

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 days ago

I vibe coded a 2000 line python program. It runs and does what I want. So many weird things in the code. But I don’t care. This code won’t be used to launch a space shuttle or even be used by anyone but me. It works…send it.