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[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bleh. Late 90s I was a mobile pc tech and I could have used these gloves back then on some computers. People are gross.

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want any other person to touch my keyboard. I blame the lack of accessible cleaning supplies and the fact that if anyone higher up sees me not staring at my screen with a hand on the keyboard they'll think I'm lazy and not working. Which is true, but they don't need to be thinking that.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

If you redlined a vehicle all the time it’ll break down faster.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

I maintain that nitrile gloves should be part of any functioning IT team's toolbox.

Just avoid the back or powdered ones, they make screws very hard to see, I use green gloves from Ansell, or failing that purple gloves from Abena, the powder is just annoying.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Not to speak of all the viruses.