Bleh. Late 90s I was a mobile pc tech and I could have used these gloves back then on some computers. People are gross.
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I wouldn't want any other person to touch my keyboard. I blame the lack of accessible cleaning supplies and the fact that if anyone higher up sees me not staring at my screen with a hand on the keyboard they'll think I'm lazy and not working. Which is true, but they don't need to be thinking that.
If you redlined a vehicle all the time it’ll break down faster.
I maintain that nitrile gloves should be part of any functioning IT team's toolbox.
Just avoid the back or powdered ones, they make screws very hard to see, I use green gloves from Ansell, or failing that purple gloves from Abena, the powder is just annoying.
Not to speak of all the viruses.
How did he clean all of the Monster energy drink from the keyboard?
Fresh monster energy, obv
I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole
Just looking at the thumbnail, I assumed the person was going to have 6 finger and thumbs on the outside.
I vibe coded a 2000 line python program. It runs and does what I want. So many weird things in the code. But I don’t care. This code won’t be used to launch a space shuttle or even be used by anyone but me. It works…send it.