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[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 176 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I mean at this point it's trying to figure out just how many depraved sex crimes he committed

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago

Every day is another wonderful secret...

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

34 (Felonies) is the number to beat

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Your right! People must be living in another planet to, at this point, still on the "if"

[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 77 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We all know he committed depraved sex crimes. We've heard the victims. I'd just like the third party evidence released because we humans would rather believe a little black book than a living, breathing person who was a child when he raped her.

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

I'm not sure it even matters because anyone who isn't his supporter already knows and anyone who IS probably believes in alternative facts instead.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Raping E. Jean Carroll not depraved enough for them? How low is the bar here?

[–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Quite low, as it turns out. Linked at the end of this article was this depressing read of Trump supporters saying "Get over it."

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Every day I'm shocked more victims don't cut off dicks. Imagine where we'd be if one of his first victims castrated his ass.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

I am completely certain he would find some way to try and make himself the victim and most likely open a lawsuit against his "aggressor"

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Castration is cutting off the balls, cutting off the dick is a penectomy.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Didn't he rape Melania as well?

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How can you rape your own property?

DJT's reasoning, probably.

It was close, spousal rape wasn't explicitly illegal at the time he did it

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

And his first wife Ivana.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

call me crazy, but i thought we already knew he did? I mean multiple victims are on the record saying he did. We just happen to be ignoring it.

what I really want to know is why we as a country are 1. still paying taxes to a government that doesn't represent us; 2. not collectively rioting and burning shit to the ground.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

You're crazy! (You asked)

The other things you said are, to my knowledge, correct.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Release the Trump/Epstein files

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're crazy, but not because you want to know this stuff. Anyone in their right mind should want to know (and a few of us crazies want to know too).

Sadly, we know things like this have already proven to be true.

Donald Trump is a rapist.

Getting more information on it, would only serve to prove how much he's committed these acts. Nothing more.

At this point, I'm not sure if he's not guilty of anything, really. Every time I turn around there seems to be evidence, a conviction, or at least a strong probability that the cheeto has broken some law. I think it would be better just to make a bingo card from the laws we don't know that he's broken, so when it comes to light that he did, indeed break those laws, we can have a little fun yelling "bingo!" As our cards fill up.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd be a little surprised if he's personally committed any murders; I'd be shocked if he hasn't ordered any committed

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Donald Trump is a high functioning psychopath. People like him drive others to suicide and order lesser idiots to do the killing for him, and usually in an indirect manner to avoid any direct culpability.

So is he responsible for some classic old fashion murder? Yes, but did he actually kill anyone with his own hands? I doubt it.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Bingo. I doubt he's personally pulled the trigger because I doubt he wants to get his hands dirty; he has people for that

[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 18 points 3 days ago

Of course he did. The ones he’s been found guilty of at least. But with how much he doesn’t want the files out there’s definitely some extra ones in there.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We've answered this question. The answer is yes. The follow on question "does America care", appears to be a resounding "nope".

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Care" is a spectrum. Taken as an aggregate, I'd say America is somewhere above, "frowny face" and somewhere below "getting shot to death by the National Guard while vainly storming the White House."

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 3 days ago

It turns out storming the white house doesn’t seem to even actually do anything.

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Spoiler Alert: He did, Trump is a rapist pedo.

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[–] echo@lemmings.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We already know, so what are you really saying?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He is saying, "I'm going to keep bringing this up every chance I get."

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Spoiler alert …he did

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i mean we know he did it. we’ve seen the evidence and testimony. this fascist won’t fall because of these charges; he’s already a convicted felon and has been impeached before…

and sadly thanks to modern american marketing an distraction, this won’t inspire revolution either. :(

this is just distraction from the fact that he’s still supporting a fucking genocide.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We know he did. I want to know all of them. And then I want to see the Americans do absolutely nothing about it because that will just be the starkest on its face proof of the reality of that lazy ass do nothing culture. It will shatter all of that countries veil of moral superiority over the rest of the world.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It will shatter nothing. More kids have been shot in schools than ever visited the island, and thoughts and prayers is the only answer. If literally dead kids don't prove anything, neither will a list of names. It will be called a hoax, a witch hunt, and quickly forgotten.

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

He did. We know this. Proven in court.

How varied those crimes were, remains to be fully proven.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

We do know, because he did

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

He bragged about some of them.

Hi Crazy, I want to know too.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You sound like a StuPid DEMONRAT for Wanting to Know if the President RAPED CHILDREN!

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

He is a disgusting pervert. Pure evil. Im not saying I would attempt anything against him, but I guarantee I wouldn't notice ANYTHING if someone else happened to do so.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'd like to know whether he's stopped.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yes, He did!? 🙄

[–] bigbabybilly@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

You talkin’ about ol’ President Pedorapist? I can’t say for certain. Oh wait. Yes I can.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Serial child rape? Yeah, everybody wants to know that so that we can ~~judge him fairly~~ hopefully finally have a bipartisan reason to bury him that the GOP can't defend or dodge anymore.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 3 days ago

The GOP official policy is that they are in favor of everything that Trump does, so at this point they’re just waiting to find out all of the specific, nauseating things that they stand for. I’m sure they’re just quivering with anticipation.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They'll find the mental gymnastics, trust.

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[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Your crazy, "In a crazy world, it is the sane who are called crazy"

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I want real change. Real justice.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 3 days ago

I’m sorry, but powerful people hate that sort of thing.

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